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World’s Fastest Car – Bugatti Veyron


Quite Ironic i must say , at a time when the leading car makers in india are competing hard to manufacture Cheap cars like Tata Nato and Renault’s Yeni, Volkswagen owned Bugatti  launches its fastest and Costliest car here in India - Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport .

And With this release , Bugatti Veyron becomes the best in Super sports category. According to the official site, Veyron is by far the most sophisticated production vehicle , ofcourse none can match the one that Batman owns :D .

Isn’t She Sexy ?? :P

This Sizzling beauty can reach a top speed of 407 Kmph.  Yes, you heard me right. You can reach 0-100 kmph in just 2.5 seconds . If thats not enough to amaze it takes just2.3 seconds to reach from a speed of 100 kmph to 0 . Bugatti Veyron’s 16 litre engine generates a whopping 1000 Horse power.

Technical Specifications:

Cylinder capacity 7993 cm³
Power output 736 KW (1001 hp) at 6000 U/min
Max. torque 1250 Nm at 2200–5500 U/min
Gearbox 7 Gear DSG
Top speed 407 km/h
Acceleration
0–100 km/h 2.5 sec
0–200 km/h 7.3 sec
0–300 km/h 16.7 sec
Fuel type Super lead free 98 RON/ROZ

Bugatti Veyron would Cost a whopping 16 Crore INR (aprx 3.5 Million $). I read in todays Newspaper that you could buy a Whole island incaribbean with that amount of money :P Isn’t that something ;) ? :mrgreen:

Anyways i think Only the tata’s , the ambani’s and yeah, the malya’s would be eying on it just to have it parked somewhere along with other collectibles as i am sure there’s is no way you could drive those on Indian Roads.

First Maybach, then Harley davidson bikes and now the fastest car – Bugatti Veyron.  This actually brings us to a point where it would be quite apt to say that automobiles are now the new status symbol in India, which is fast rising in the most number of billionaires list.

 

 

MY PC IS ALLERGIC TO ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE !!! :(


Welcome back after the short Diwali break . I hope u had a rocking time with ur family :) .

Well, the pic on the left is exactly how i am feeling right now cuz my PC is really fucked up.  It  is having a strange problem when it comes to compatibility with anti virus softwares , Seems strange huh ??  ITs true . My PC starts acting weirdly when ever i have an anti virus installed in it . The anti virus has turned out to be Anti Os for my case :D.

IT all started about six months back when i had installed AVG anit virus , the crappiest anti virus of all time , My OS was stable but it used to take a whopping 40-50 MB of my memory for one of its process . Thats too much considering that i just have a 256 DDR ram . Being a game freak i was not able to play any games . The game used to crash after sometime because of low memory . And moreover The anit virus never found the virus even though i know there were many :P . SO i decided to remove the anit virus .

My system was happy as soon as i uninstalled AVG and it started working normally . For many months i dint install any anit virus . And IT should have stayed like that But unfortunately one fine morning i decided to use kasperesky . and guess what , My pc fell ill again . It used to restart every 30 minutes or so automatically . Sometimes even before that . Yeah , the mighty anti-virus seems to have some differences with my OS :( . So i removed it too .

And my system started working fine again as good as new . DAMN !! what a crazy system I have !! Anyways i decided never to install any anti virus again . But Yesterday when i tried to connect my W810i to my freinds PC to transfer some Photos ,it showed some alert .Apperantly my memory card had a virus . I was impressed so i came back home and tried that anti virus Bit Defender pro . It took hell lot of time to install and finally when i scanned my PC it showed one VIrus/trojan and quarantined it . It was the first time any anit virus software had detected a virus since the day i had installed SP2 . Then when i restarted the System after boot up it showed an error .Cannot find windows script file C:/windows/system32/virusremoval.vbs .Thats when the problem started again . AS soon as the error popped up ,my Desktop disappeared . And since then my Desktop/taskbar/applications are playing hide and seek with me . I tried uninstalling the BIt diffender but no use . Apperantly the stupid anti virus deleted some system file too .along with the virus.  I thought of  system restore but guess what   there were no restore points . Can u beleive it ??  The only option left is to reinstall the OS but I need to get rid of 2 problems .First , I need to backup some of the files that are still stored in C drive but the Mycomputer wouldn’t open :( .Second , I have the OS on DVD and my DVD drive isn’t working :( .

How helpless can a man get ??

The only thing working fine are my speakers and my modem :( . Even now ,my firefox is running without a desktop in the background :P . IT took 15 minutes to find a way to open the browser . Wow, amidst all this i have successfully written a post . Anyways i am leaving now … Got to do something with my system .

CIAO !!!!

MONALISA using MS PAINT – SIMPLY AMAZING


This guy Rocks .. HE used MS paint to create Mona lisa again . Just look at this video . IT took more than 2 hours to create it . IT has been compressed to 5 minute video so plzzz dont miss this one…

iPHONE IN INDIA , FINALLY !!!!!


Iphone 3G

Well , Everyones love is finally here . Apple’s Iphone 3g probably has been the most anticipated phone ever . The long wait was finally over yesterday as the people were able to hold something that they wanted the most .

Two versions of iphone have been realeased one with 8 gb memory and the other one 16 gb and they cost around RS 31000 and RS 36000 respectively . Well, that might shock you as the iphone costs in US just around 200 $ which is around 8000 Rupees.

The phone comes either with airtel or vodaphone subscription similar to AT&T in US , which means that once u buy it u cannot change the network . Ofcourse , you can always unlock the phone but be ready to loose your warranty :P .

I read an interesting post by Soham yesterday who has written his experiece with iphone till . You can read it full here . HE has mentioned why he loves his iphone so much but the interesting thing which caught my attention was some of the limitations he mentioned like no sms fowrwarding, no camera zoom , cant transfer files from bluetooth :P (wonder why they have kept bluetooth then ) etc .

Most importantly ,the word 3g itself is quite meaningless in india as there are no 3g networks available here in india . And i dont see it coming any soon :P . So personally i dont feel ITs right time to buy iphone .

I have always wanted to buy an iphone ever since it was launched in US but then i guess the price is a big hurdle for me ,perhaps it would be for almost every middle class inidan . I am just waiting for all the craze to get over . I am sure the price would drop below 20k mark soon then i can lay my hands on it :D . People who are seriously interested in buying iphone at a cheaper price can either wait like me or can settle with this for now :lol: .

iphone vs Sex :lol:

HACK YAHOO MESSENGER AND GOOGLE TALK TO OPEN MULTIPLE INSTANCES


HERE’s a simple hack for yahoo messneger and google talk through which u can create multiple instances if in case u need to..

FOR YAHOO MESSENGER

Go to Start -> Run -> Type regedit -> hit enter

Go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER->> Software ->> Yahoo ->> pager ->>Test

Right click on test -> choose new Dword value .

Rename it as Plural.

Double click it -> assign a decimal value of 1.

Close registry -> Restart yahoo messenger.

NOW you can open yahoo messenger N number of times

FOR GOOGLE TALK

  • Create a shortcut of Google Talk messenger on your desktop or any other location.
  • Right click on the Google Talk messenger icon and select properties option
  • Modify target location text by this

“c:\program files\google\google talk\googletalk.exe” /startmenu

to

“c:\program files\google\google talk\googletalk.exe” /nomutex

  • Click OK

Now you can run multiple instances of google talk .

Best of UNCYCLOPEDIA – A MUST READ


Ever Heard of Unclyclopedia ??  Not Wikipedia.. UN-cyclopedia !! NO ?????

Even i had not :) . Thats the best timepass  site one can get online . One the best  Sites i have ever seen . The articles given here are so hilarious that you would just start laughing the very moment u start reading the first line.

Its a copy of Wikipedia , I mean from the look of it there’s not much difference between the two.  But Content wise there is a huge Difference . While Wikipedia gives you the information in the right way , Uncyclopedia gives you different perception altogether , in a humourous way of course. 

I have been addicted to the site ever since i saw it . I think you Should also check it ..  

Here are some topics that i searched for.i have copied down some of the interesting points ,rest you can read from the link that i have posted

  

INDIA -

 

  • India is an imaginary place far, far away, home to Outsour Singh, Bollywood, and a gazillion people. The very name means “the wrong side of the river” given to it by those posh downtown Persians who used to stare at it down the ravines of the Hindu Kush. India is also the Manhattan of Asialand. It is the big huge melting pot where everything that ever enters it melts down to an ever increasing experience of cultural madness and confusion.
  • Ancient History (in “C”)

(This is presented as C because all educated Indians are computer programmers. All the uneducated ones are people like you.)

The History of India is an iterative function with the following structure:

char History_of_India(int residents = Dravidians) { int intruders; char Indian_history[ENDLESS]; wend{ intruders = Hindukush::read_stack(); if (intruders==0, Intruders = British Empire); working_their_way_down_the_ganges(intruders); Indian_history += Squabble(residents,intruders); residents += intruders; }while t< END_OF_TIME return Indian_history }
  • Waste management-India is famous for is ignorant views on waste management. India lives to its name with its a large array of plastic bag covered trees. Millions of Indian tourists are prosecuted every year in a various number of foreign countries where littering is frowned upon.
  • Food-Indians eat spice. They drink spice, smoke spice and even fart spice. Sometimes if you order it specially you can get food intermixed with the spices, but you must insist on it while ordering on puclic restaurants.
  • Bollywood-Bollywood is a very popular film industry and is as popular as Hollywood and is known all over India. They make the worst films in the world. No one watches them except for prudish high school girls and over-sized, middle-aged housewives. The only reason for the continuation of the boom in the cinema industry in India is that it’s cheaper to pay to sleep in the cool confines of a cinema hall than to pay to sleep in a hotel.
  • Then, stalwarts like Rakhi Sawant came onto the screen and rediscovered the “dare to bare” philosophy. Of late, explicit scenes have become the norm, so much so that the Censor Board is contemplating including porn in its archives. In fact, a compelling need for an award, on the lines of the Oscars, to be awarded to the most endearing of sluts(male & female), has been felt across all sections of the film fraternity and the viewing public.
  • SPORT -The captain of a losing Indian cricket team is sacrificed to a Hindu God of public’s choice. The case in a way is different for a winning captain. He would be allowed the privilege of choosing the God to be sacrificed to.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEX –

Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and female, or male and female and horse, etc. interaction which can result in stained bedsheets, broken kitchen tables, unusual auto interior odours, webcam content, or the creation of a creature known as a baby. The primary purpose of sexual intercourse is to annoy the hell out of the people in the apartment below yours. In most cases, people have sex for pleasure, though it is occasionally done for other purposes, such as convincing the tollbooth operator to let you slide with 20 cents instead of 25.

According to an ancient superstition, performing sex on a girl is the only way to cure her of virginity, a disease usually caused by birth. However, sex can also transmit diseases far worse, including pregnancy and marriage.

TOO PROFANE TO post it HERE YOU CAN READIT FULL FROM HERE

IIT-

The Indian Institutes of Technology is another name for IIT, which is the acronym for Institute of Infinite Tension, Institute of Indian Technology, etc. These institutes of so-called national importance were set up by the Indian Parliament at seven campuses across India, decided purely on merits of political alliances of the ruling party. It was the mastermind of a certain Jawaharlal Nehru to reduce the average intelligence of Indians that led to the establishments of these institutes. Just like Zion in Matrix, where 3% of the people who do not accept the Matrix are gathered together to prevent dissent as a whole, IITs were formed by the Government of India to gather at one place the 2% of the intelligentsia of the country and dumb them down.

  • ADMISSION -The geeks and nerds of India start preparing for IIT-JEE just after 10th standard of schooling. A very effective test of whether a guy is fit for getting into the IITs is asking a very simple question: “Do you have a girlfriend“? A guy who says anything else other than “What’s a girl?” would not get through the test. Girls are considered unfit to get into IITs, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys.Since the Indians are well known for cramming up loads of information, questions in JEE are never repeated.
  • EDUCATION-The IIT curricula is carefully decided so that there is no scope of learning anything. The students, then, take up alternate learning routes, most common being Pr0n.The IIT alumni on knowing the tremendous potential of internet, provided all hostel rooms with free and unlimited internet connection.Some of the creative minds also make a quick buck by selling MMS clips online. Since there are assignments to be submitted every now and then, the guys also learn how to use Google adeptly.The guys also learn how to make 50 palladins in 25 minutes and get three frags per shot.The summary and results of many such experiments has been documented well in a book by an IITian titled “Five Point Someone: What not to do at an IIT”. The book also deals with complex issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

ORKUT-

Orkut is a MySpace like website created by the turkish Orkut Büyükkokten (Orcute Baiácten) that means “I have nothing to do” and is designated for being attacked by Brazilian hackers and pedo guys. It’s the easiest way to have sex with a Brazilian child or to know gossips about other people.

  • History In the early 15th century, Orkut did not accept new members. Only existing members could invite new members. As the postal services were very slow at that time, it took a long time grow to at least ten members from zero members
  • Communities There are a vast number of communities in Orkut, like who has used your toilet and who has not used your toilet paper. It doesn´t matter, because all the communities has the same games and the same comments, most of them in portuguese.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

OSAMA BIN LADEN-

Osama al-Compost Dirk Malaki Hussein Mohammed Abdul Al-Gubba Wacovia Phlegm Abdullah MICcCCChata Shirck Dirkem Fernandez Bork Ali Zarqawi Murqa or أسامة بن لادن aka “Osama Garbej-bin Ladle” is a cave dewlling sand monkey and the current king of Afghanistan. He lives in a palatial spider hole in “durkadurkastan”, Chapter of the Beta-Arabs. (Some claim, however, that he lives in the folder /bin/laden.) On September 11th, 2001, he launched an attack on a rival fraternity, America-Beta-Charlie, by vandalizing its World Trade Center. Kicked out of the fraternity during Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) when the Greek Council entered Baghdad, Afghanistan, he is still a repugnant symbol to the Arab Fraternities. He’s also a famous born-again Christian and occasionally performs on stage as a James Mason look-alike.

Renowed for his hide and seek skills even as a small child, Bin Laden has in recent years made several pleas to the White House complaining that he must have won the round by now and it should be George Bush’s turn to hide.

READ FULL HERE. ITS HILARIOUS

HARRY POTTER-

Harry Potter, dear readers, is a series of seven books (Disputed; some believe the seventh one didn’t count. That would require another book to be written) by JK Rowling, primarily about a child named Harry Potter who graduates from wizard school and also happens to have a spirit named “Deus Ex Machina” trapped inside him, which conveniently gives him near-unlimited power whenever he is in trouble.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

JK ROWLING

Joanne Kombat Rowling (sometimes called Just Kidding Rowling on the floor laughing or J.K.R.O.F.L.) is the billionaire who created the Harry Potter books, which are popular with both children and creepy child-like adults. Coming from a poor background, she has risen to become the most powerful woman ever, adored by millions of devoted fans and drooling sycophants.

  • The ‘K’ in her name stands for ‘Kombat’, which she adopted after being advised that young boys only like books with lots and lots of bloody violence. ‘Kombat’ was also the first name of her great-grandmother’s favourite pet lizard, whom she greatly admired. Her graffiti tag is ‘JoKoRo’.

READ FULL HERE

PARIS HILTON -

ROFL .READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEARCH for more like george bush,britney spears ,USA ,CRICKET ..they are just awesome

 

Hack Airtel for free Internet


No Longer working

Its been quite a long time since i posted something on hacking .Well , you see i am not a professional hacker i just try to learn new things from the net posted by original hackers :P .Today i found out airtel hacking article in a hacking site .I was having doubt whether it could really work so thought to give it a try .Beleive me it did work for my mobile . I was able to access all the pages through my mobile .

ALL you need is a Airtel live activation which is free .

Then just follow the steps from this Page .

UPDATED :: Sorry for posting this ..the above mentioned method is no longer free you will be charged 15 ps per 10 kb. I lost 50 rupees like this.. :(