Look who’s back !!!

Ladies and Gentelmen !!

WE are proud to Have with us  the Guy  who Probably was missed by millions and millions of bloggers across the world galaxy Universe  .The guy who created ripples in the blogoshpere by his ever entertaining posts . Whose blog became the only source of entertainment for all the people in the times when the parasite boredom creeped in .

Let us Welcome the amazing ,ever stunning

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Phew !! Its really strange that  it  takes  a build up as lame as the one above to take a blogger like me out from hibernation . Self-Motivation , u see 😀 . Every one Needs motivation . And when there is no one to motivate u . You have do all on your own   . Now that cheer girls have stopped Chanting my name let me come to the main idea of the post.

This has been my longest absence from the blogosphere 😦 . I really missed all Your blogs and i guess u must have missed my valuable ,enlightning and entertaining posts too 😀 . Never mind ! Now that i am back , your Ultimate source of Entertainment is back Online :P.

A Lot has happened in a span of month . Yet it seems  so vague that i will have to search for words to fill it up here . Sometimes i feel that the world has narrowed down  much within a time of 2 months .Home to office , Office to home . Ofcourse they pay me but it still seems so odd . Huh !! May be i need more time to adjust with my Korporate Konnection 😛 . Anyways  i dont intend to write my tantrums out here 😛 . So lets talk something interesting . Cricket ???  . WHy not  !! . Well,  India creating history in NewZeland by winning a series after 41 years is not what i am going to talk about .:P They are creating “history” far too often now that it has started to become little monotonous now 😉 . The interesting thing is that HIPL (Hewitt internal peremiar league) is going on at my office 😛 . The good news is that my team (vennila cricket kuzhu ) is through to super six . Now how good would it feel to hit  a six as the winning shot 😛 . Thats what i did and my team members have found their new hero 😀 . Well , you see i have a natural flair for the game . Lucky that i have a blog where i can blow my own trumpet 😛 . And we have formed Vennila kabbadi kuzhu also  😛 . I am sure we would be atleast runner up in that . It seems there are only 2 teams that have registered inluding my team 😛 .

I have regained my old love and passion for books  😛  .  Although i dont get much time but still i have been making it a point to read atleast 30-40 pages  daily .Currently reading The White Tiger and now i am able to realize why people were going ga-ga over this book . Bought Robin cook’s  Invasion . Anyone here who has read that book ?? A short review would be  fine in the comment section 😛 . Talking about books , Yesterday one of my collegues came  across my blog .She was hell-bent on insisting me that IT field is not my cup of tea. .According to her I should ,perhaps , write a book . Now How crazy is that ?

And Whats all this about Rakhi sawant Getting married On NDTV IMAGINE . I mean Is she  On her minds or what . I knew she was crazy but this is too much .I  need to figure out  a theory which proves  that  Length of dress u wear is  directly proportional to the size of brain 😛 .  And May be  now NDTV IMAGINE can flaunt with a big advertizement Rakhi ka SWAYAMWAR – Reality show ka Baap :D. The show would be the height of crazyness 😛 .

Other day i got this pic through a mail –

ROFLMAO !!  Whats wrong with the cat ?? may be u can write  a one liner 😉

Well , Thats all i have to bore Entertain u today ..

see u soon again .

Adios Amigos !!!

RAJU – SATYAM DHABHA

Raju satyam Dhaba

Just Couldn’t  stop posting this .. 😛

Source : Email

YAWN !!!!!!

I will make it short and simple .Life has been terribly boring after my college got over. All i am doing these days is eating sleeping and browsing.Switching on my PC and opening my reader for new posts is the very first thing i do ,even before brushing 😛 . I have never wanted to go to college during my college days and now i just miss my classes badly .Seriously i realized that it was heaven 😦 .

I read books when i get tired of sitting before computer .finished reading Harry potter and the chamber of secrets fourth time yesterday .Not surprising eh ?? well, i know,i know there are many who must have read it million times :D. Though i ought to be studying for my training that i am undergoing from my employer . I am hardly trying it .Its even more boring to study lessons that are online then sitting in a class.

I wonder when i would get my joining date .Sitting and doing nothing is like hell . So for a change , i am leaving to my friends place ( kumbakonam ).Would try to read ur posts as i am able to access net through my mobile . God knows why the browser doesn’t support commenting .So would miss commenting on ur blogs. Sorry in advance 😛 .Would be back after a week i guess to my usual routine .

TIll then CHAO !!!

GOT a mail today .. Cant resist posting .. 😆

FROM MY MAIL ARCHIVES

I dont have anything usefull to post now so just enjoy some of the mails i had received long back …

 

 These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!***
*Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after**
**reading this mail…*

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– Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
good education but i working all field in bangalroe..
if u like me u
welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident
or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,
and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he
may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service.
he Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..

hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding
too much, ain’t he?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT
GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would bde called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”.
The person is
suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
fater&mother sister complity marred   (somebody please
explain in comments
section how to get married
‘completely’?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation!
J )

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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he
havea frank he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink
the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say
that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE
CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure
she will get one soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

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TELEGRAM #1



A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:

“father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

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TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”

The message received by wife:
      “I wish you were her.”

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TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:

“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”
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TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and

“You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:…..

“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom“.

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TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

‘Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

 

Can you beat this resume!!!

I got this one in my inbox amidst all the stupid farwards..can’t resist posting it.. 🙂

READ it  full

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh  ,
1954; Wright’s Prize for distinguished performance at St John’s College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India ‘s export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic  advisor, ministry of finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD

November 1976 – April  1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission

April 1980 – September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission

1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

September 16, 1982 – January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India ..

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985 – July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987 – November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner,
south commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990 – March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

March 15, 1991 – June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991 – May 15,  1996 : Union finance minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

August 1, 1996 – December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:

India ‘s Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth –
Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on
International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre,
New Delhi

PERSONAL DETAIL:

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26,  1932

Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.

Pass this to every INDIAN…. and be PROUD to be an INDIAN