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This is strange. Can you figure it out?  Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?


Follow the instructions!  NO PEEKING AHEAD!


Do the following exercise…!

  • It is guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
  • There’s no trick or surprise.
  • Just follow these instructions
  • Answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can.
  • Again, as quickly as you can but don’t advance until you’ve done each of them


Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.)























Think of a number from 1 to 10



















Multiply that number by 9
























If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together





















Now subtract 5











































Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with


(Example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c, etc.)














































Think of a country that starts with that letter.











































Remember the last letter of the name of that country.

















































Think of the name of an animal that starts with that letter.

















































Remember the last letter in the name of that animal.
















































Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter.

















































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange?






I told you this was FREAKY….!! 

            If not, you’re among the 2% of the population whose minds are different enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this exercise.

George W Bushy

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 ??

Check out this …too hilarious

         What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0  

Dear Technical  Support Team:    

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other   programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t  seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall ‘ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

“A Troubled User ”


Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that   it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to   run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to   Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the   system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed   not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the   environment.

I suggest installing the background application ” Yes Dear” to   alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE   because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the  system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 , Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how   you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1
and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWith Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0   and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ….

Wanna see some bikini and stuff ??

hey looking for some really hot chick ..





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Sorry if u were expecting some miss world in swimsuit round..

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Why are Friends Necessary?



The caption isn’t that apt one for this post still for the sake of some humour i used it. I got a mail from one of my friend well . Girls may argue it but i think ,in the remotest corner of their heart they will realise that some part of it is true..

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car

2. Go to ATM Machine

3. Insert card

4. Enter PIN

5. Take money out

6. Take ATM Card out

7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car

2. Check makeup

3. Turn off engine

4. Check makeup

5. Go to ATM

6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse

7. Insert card

8. Hit Cancel

9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it

10. Insert card

11. Enter PIN

12. Take cash

13. Go to car

14. Check makeup

15. Start car

16. Stop car

17. Run back to ATM

18. Take ATM card

19. Back to car

20. Check makeup

21. Start car

22. Check makeup

23. Drive for 1/2 mile

24. Release handbrake

This post is just for fun plz no harsh comments



keep smiling 🙂