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YIPEE !!! I am in GRYFFINDOR


Hmmm ..so here’s  another  post which  completely  Shows how jobless i am  😛 This is supposed to be my project time and i am lazing in home doing nothing.I have seen people trying to flaunt the harry potter house batches ,  so thought of trying it.

I am Proud to say that i belong to gryffindor  .   🙂

whats your house ??? check it out here

Best of UNCYCLOPEDIA – A MUST READ


Ever Heard of Unclyclopedia ??  Not Wikipedia.. UN-cyclopedia !! NO ?????

Even i had not 🙂 . Thats the best timepass  site one can get online . One the best  Sites i have ever seen . The articles given here are so hilarious that you would just start laughing the very moment u start reading the first line.

Its a copy of Wikipedia , I mean from the look of it there’s not much difference between the two.  But Content wise there is a huge Difference . While Wikipedia gives you the information in the right way , Uncyclopedia gives you different perception altogether , in a humourous way of course. 

I have been addicted to the site ever since i saw it . I think you Should also check it ..  

Here are some topics that i searched for.i have copied down some of the interesting points ,rest you can read from the link that i have posted

  

INDIA

 

  • India is an imaginary place far, far away, home to Outsour Singh, Bollywood, and a gazillion people. The very name means “the wrong side of the river” given to it by those posh downtown Persians who used to stare at it down the ravines of the Hindu Kush. India is also the Manhattan of Asialand. It is the big huge melting pot where everything that ever enters it melts down to an ever increasing experience of cultural madness and confusion.
  • Ancient History (in “C”)

(This is presented as C because all educated Indians are computer programmers. All the uneducated ones are people like you.)

The History of India is an iterative function with the following structure:

char History_of_India(int residents = Dravidians) { int intruders; char Indian_history[ENDLESS]; wend{ intruders = Hindukush::read_stack(); if (intruders==0, Intruders = British Empire); working_their_way_down_the_ganges(intruders); Indian_history += Squabble(residents,intruders); residents += intruders; }while t< END_OF_TIME return Indian_history }
  • Waste management-India is famous for is ignorant views on waste management. India lives to its name with its a large array of plastic bag covered trees. Millions of Indian tourists are prosecuted every year in a various number of foreign countries where littering is frowned upon.
  • Food-Indians eat spice. They drink spice, smoke spice and even fart spice. Sometimes if you order it specially you can get food intermixed with the spices, but you must insist on it while ordering on puclic restaurants.
  • Bollywood-Bollywood is a very popular film industry and is as popular as Hollywood and is known all over India. They make the worst films in the world. No one watches them except for prudish high school girls and over-sized, middle-aged housewives. The only reason for the continuation of the boom in the cinema industry in India is that it’s cheaper to pay to sleep in the cool confines of a cinema hall than to pay to sleep in a hotel.
  • Then, stalwarts like Rakhi Sawant came onto the screen and rediscovered the “dare to bare” philosophy. Of late, explicit scenes have become the norm, so much so that the Censor Board is contemplating including porn in its archives. In fact, a compelling need for an award, on the lines of the Oscars, to be awarded to the most endearing of sluts(male & female), has been felt across all sections of the film fraternity and the viewing public.
  • SPORT –The captain of a losing Indian cricket team is sacrificed to a Hindu God of public’s choice. The case in a way is different for a winning captain. He would be allowed the privilege of choosing the God to be sacrificed to.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEX –

Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and female, or male and female and horse, etc. interaction which can result in stained bedsheets, broken kitchen tables, unusual auto interior odours, webcam content, or the creation of a creature known as a baby. The primary purpose of sexual intercourse is to annoy the hell out of the people in the apartment below yours. In most cases, people have sex for pleasure, though it is occasionally done for other purposes, such as convincing the tollbooth operator to let you slide with 20 cents instead of 25.

According to an ancient superstition, performing sex on a girl is the only way to cure her of virginity, a disease usually caused by birth. However, sex can also transmit diseases far worse, including pregnancy and marriage.

TOO PROFANE TO post it HERE YOU CAN READIT FULL FROM HERE

IIT-

The Indian Institutes of Technology is another name for IIT, which is the acronym for Institute of Infinite Tension, Institute of Indian Technology, etc. These institutes of so-called national importance were set up by the Indian Parliament at seven campuses across India, decided purely on merits of political alliances of the ruling party. It was the mastermind of a certain Jawaharlal Nehru to reduce the average intelligence of Indians that led to the establishments of these institutes. Just like Zion in Matrix, where 3% of the people who do not accept the Matrix are gathered together to prevent dissent as a whole, IITs were formed by the Government of India to gather at one place the 2% of the intelligentsia of the country and dumb them down.

  • ADMISSION -The geeks and nerds of India start preparing for IIT-JEE just after 10th standard of schooling. A very effective test of whether a guy is fit for getting into the IITs is asking a very simple question: “Do you have a girlfriend“? A guy who says anything else other than “What’s a girl?” would not get through the test. Girls are considered unfit to get into IITs, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys.Since the Indians are well known for cramming up loads of information, questions in JEE are never repeated.
  • EDUCATION-The IIT curricula is carefully decided so that there is no scope of learning anything. The students, then, take up alternate learning routes, most common being Pr0n.The IIT alumni on knowing the tremendous potential of internet, provided all hostel rooms with free and unlimited internet connection.Some of the creative minds also make a quick buck by selling MMS clips online. Since there are assignments to be submitted every now and then, the guys also learn how to use Google adeptly.The guys also learn how to make 50 palladins in 25 minutes and get three frags per shot.The summary and results of many such experiments has been documented well in a book by an IITian titled “Five Point Someone: What not to do at an IIT”. The book also deals with complex issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

ORKUT

Orkut is a MySpace like website created by the turkish Orkut Büyükkokten (Orcute Baiácten) that means “I have nothing to do” and is designated for being attacked by Brazilian hackers and pedo guys. It’s the easiest way to have sex with a Brazilian child or to know gossips about other people.

  • History In the early 15th century, Orkut did not accept new members. Only existing members could invite new members. As the postal services were very slow at that time, it took a long time grow to at least ten members from zero members
  • Communities There are a vast number of communities in Orkut, like who has used your toilet and who has not used your toilet paper. It doesn´t matter, because all the communities has the same games and the same comments, most of them in portuguese.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

OSAMA BIN LADEN

Osama al-Compost Dirk Malaki Hussein Mohammed Abdul Al-Gubba Wacovia Phlegm Abdullah MICcCCChata Shirck Dirkem Fernandez Bork Ali Zarqawi Murqa or أسامة بن لادن aka “Osama Garbej-bin Ladle” is a cave dewlling sand monkey and the current king of Afghanistan. He lives in a palatial spider hole in “durkadurkastan”, Chapter of the Beta-Arabs. (Some claim, however, that he lives in the folder /bin/laden.) On September 11th, 2001, he launched an attack on a rival fraternity, America-Beta-Charlie, by vandalizing its World Trade Center. Kicked out of the fraternity during Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) when the Greek Council entered Baghdad, Afghanistan, he is still a repugnant symbol to the Arab Fraternities. He’s also a famous born-again Christian and occasionally performs on stage as a James Mason look-alike.

Renowed for his hide and seek skills even as a small child, Bin Laden has in recent years made several pleas to the White House complaining that he must have won the round by now and it should be George Bush’s turn to hide.

READ FULL HERE. ITS HILARIOUS

HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter, dear readers, is a series of seven books (Disputed; some believe the seventh one didn’t count. That would require another book to be written) by JK Rowling, primarily about a child named Harry Potter who graduates from wizard school and also happens to have a spirit named “Deus Ex Machina” trapped inside him, which conveniently gives him near-unlimited power whenever he is in trouble.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

JK ROWLING

Joanne Kombat Rowling (sometimes called Just Kidding Rowling on the floor laughing or J.K.R.O.F.L.) is the billionaire who created the Harry Potter books, which are popular with both children and creepy child-like adults. Coming from a poor background, she has risen to become the most powerful woman ever, adored by millions of devoted fans and drooling sycophants.

  • The ‘K’ in her name stands for ‘Kombat’, which she adopted after being advised that young boys only like books with lots and lots of bloody violence. ‘Kombat’ was also the first name of her great-grandmother’s favourite pet lizard, whom she greatly admired. Her graffiti tag is ‘JoKoRo’.

READ FULL HERE

PARIS HILTON –

ROFL .READ IT FULL FROM HERE

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HARRY POTTER FAN ARRESTED FOR PIRACY


A french teenager was arrested on charges for piracy for unauthorized translation of the last book “HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS” in french. The book is officially scheduled  to be released on 26th october.

courtesy : BBc

more on this here

 

“HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS” casts a spell again


Harry potter is not only the favourite novel among the fiction lovers but also for the internet communnity it is one of the c HIT posts. Posts related to the famous J.k.rowling books are one of the HOT topics now with so much of anticipation due to the world wide release of the book. Still its quite queer that, curious people who cant wait for the book keep searching for a leaked version of the book.They are just getting crazy abt the book..This encourages people to release some of their own imagination (fake one) in the net.This is what we call as “spoilers”.

The magic of harry potter series has not left even the bloggers.With posts on this topic getting wide responses .I too tried posting one topic on the book. check my previous post on the book.

harry potter and the deathly hallows spoilers

what was the result ?? check it below

*An immediate rise to glory.within one hour after i posted that topic i was able to get around 500 visitors.

*My blog was rated no 1 in the world’s fastest growing blogs at wordpress .

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*i used to reseave an average of about 100 – 150 Visits daily.but after this post i got a whopping 1994 hits in one day.

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Not only mine if u see the wordpress dashboard u can see many top posts in the top 100 post on harry potter book. anyway soon the craze and curiosity would calm down ,then i have to wonder which post can give me the instant glory again. 🙂

This acheivement  is enough for me to brag “one day of glory in internet” 🙂 . and perhaps this will be enough to motivate me to continue blogging  for the next couple of years 🙂 .

“Harry potter and the deathly hallows” – spoilers turn deathly


My post is in refrence to this

Well its hard to believe people are so much attached to the fictional characters that they consider thier life less important than the fiction. And when it comes to fictional heroes HARRY would be in TOP. I was really sad when i heard saw this post.Well, not much to write abt the post

May her soul rest in peace .

 

Harry potter and the deathly hallows spoilers


Finally the much awaited day has arrived , Its high time now to go and purchase one of ur own ” harry potter and the deathly hallows ” book and complete the collection and also for the heck of stopping the spoilers prejudicing our mind 🙂 . There have have been many speculation on how the last and the seventh book should end. One of the spoilers claim that harry potter kills himself just for putting an end to voldmourt. Some people even justify by saying that killing harry at the last book would add him to the epic super heroes .However fans are quite aprihensive abt it. According to another spoiler it has a fairy tail ending with harry and ginny marrying and even hermione and Ron getting settled down together.

Today when i took the newspaper i found another spoiler waiting in the first page.

dont read ahead if u dont like spoilers 🙂

bellatrix kills ron using the avada kedavara spell
hagrid is killed by snape in an attempt to ambush Ron and Hermione .

Lord voldemort attacks hermione through the imperious curse and hermione,while trying to save Rons life ,fights for another 6 pages inj the end and finaaly dies.”

I hope this is not the real one, being hermione fan i would never want her to get killed 🙂 .Ofcourse there is no mention of harry being killed .Anyway the only way now left to put an end to all these spoilers is to get the original version.

Now for al those demontores reading MY POST

EXPECTO PETRONUM

i have added this portion of the post after one day

WEll ,the response to this post has been so overwhelming . It never occured for me that ppl are so crazy and impatient they just keep peeping into various sources for finding the ending of harry potter seires.people are just pouring into my blog searching for “harry potter and the deathly hallows spoilers “,deathly hallows ending” harry potter ending”

Well one thing i have found is that if u give something informative no traffic comes and when u post as rubbish as spoilers traffic goes berserk .Isn’t it ironical and also sardonic???? 🙂 Even now i find people lookingfor summary on harry potter summary, plot, yesterdayit got released and u can find ppl reviewing it already on net.perhaps they just turned to the last page for checking out the last few paragraghs of the story to kill the suspense 🙂

do comment while leaving!!!

 

HARRY POTTER – the ORDER of phoenix


 

This month has been just harry harry and harry. One side the release of the movie part 5 and then, on the other side preparations for the world wide release of “the harry potter and the deathly hollows” J.K ROWLINGs last book of her infallible series.

well ,here i am more concerned abt the movie as i have seen the movie only and have no idea abt the last book to review it 🙂 . Finally, after a wait which seemed to go till eternity , the inevitable bonanza for the harry potter fans hit the theatres. Though i could not go on the very first day ,i was happy to settle for a show after two days of release.

It would be wise to say that as far as a harry potter movie fanatics are concerned the movie may appear a bit sober as it doesn’t have that real excitement as in the other parts ,but true harry and JK rowling fan’s might be quite pleased with the movie. The movie is abt the re- emergence of the “One who should not be named” in the magical world whose return was questioned by the ministry of magic inspite of harry insisting voldmourt’s hand in sedrick’s death.

The main character and by far the most interesting performance was by Imelda Staunton who acts as a new dumbledore teacher but soon take over the whole hogwartz due to her relations with the ministry.the films shows a n insights to some common characteristics between harry and voldmourt which is dreaded by hary.a bit of romance between chou and harry adds flavour to the movie and this shows we can expect much more from the fore-coming parts 🙂 . Special effects are awesome as usual but what i din’t like was the unwanted sound effects even during the dialogue delivery which seemed inaudible.

On the whole i think the movie failed to deliver(like the other parts) what was expected from it after so much of anticipation and curiosity.As i haven’t read the books, the story itself seemed to be dull but seems to be going in the right direction .Hope to get a better harry poter part 6.

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The Dark Knight

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