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YAWN !!!!!!


I will make it short and simple .Life has been terribly boring after my college got over. All i am doing these days is eating sleeping and browsing.Switching on my PC and opening my reader for new posts is the very first thing i do ,even before brushing 😛 . I have never wanted to go to college during my college days and now i just miss my classes badly .Seriously i realized that it was heaven 😦 .

I read books when i get tired of sitting before computer .finished reading Harry potter and the chamber of secrets fourth time yesterday .Not surprising eh ?? well, i know,i know there are many who must have read it million times :D. Though i ought to be studying for my training that i am undergoing from my employer . I am hardly trying it .Its even more boring to study lessons that are online then sitting in a class.

I wonder when i would get my joining date .Sitting and doing nothing is like hell . So for a change , i am leaving to my friends place ( kumbakonam ).Would try to read ur posts as i am able to access net through my mobile . God knows why the browser doesn’t support commenting .So would miss commenting on ur blogs. Sorry in advance 😛 .Would be back after a week i guess to my usual routine .

TIll then CHAO !!!

GOT a mail today .. Cant resist posting .. 😆

PEOPLE I LOVE TO HATE


ITs been a quite a while since I posted something  here. Had an exam yesterday for which i had been trying to prepare all these days.Note the word trying 😛 .Alas!! i couldn’t. I might just pass but not sure .Anyways I am as exhilarated and excited now as one could be so least bothered about result as of now . I just found a new way of browsing  internet though mobile absolutely free of cost 😉 .Well, would tell u about this in my next post 😛 .ITs time for the TAGS now .. 🙂

Matangi has tagged to me write down 5 cadres of people whom i love to hate or i would rather say who irritate me the most .

  • Back Biters – These people would certainly top the list . People who speak with us wearing a big smile on their faces and when we are gone they speak as bad about us  as possible.
  • Second category of people are those who just cant see others rise . Jealousy being their main characteristic . You could these people fuming with smoke coming through their ears when they see someone better .
  • Selfish people .There are loads of people around us who are too self centered.All they care is abt themselves . They would come to u in need of a help and when we are in need of their help they would turn their faces instead of reciprocating .
  • These type of people are the ones whom i got acquainted after starting this blog.Visitors (who are not blogger’s ) who don’t care to read the post fully and jump into conclusions just by reading the title.I hate them to the core. I have loads of visitors like that who just dont  have enough brain to read what i am trying to say.
  • Last category belongs to the bunch of girls and guys both who have no job other than sending silly forwards that too perpetually .I just cant stand them.ONCE in a while is Ok but sending it 5-10 times a day is quite unbearable .I find these people quite exasperating.

I tag this to Nikhil , Aravind , Vishesh , Nita , Aprana s / and who ever is willing to take this tag can do it 😉

Vishesh has tagged me to write 10 things abt me .I had already written 8 things abt me in some tag earlier so i am just copying it and adding 2 more to  the list.

  • I am an electronics and communication engineer but i hate electronics ..Strange …isnt it ???
  • I was  the topper of my  department till the last sem 😛 not anymore though thanks to my bad performance in my last sem . Even more strange huh?? 😛

I always felt like “andhon mein kaana raja ” in my college  😆

  • I hate going to doctors .May be i have “medicophobia ” or something like that 😛 ..while i was a kid i used to prefer injections rather than gulping down the tablets i always used to feel nauseated after taking those tablets.

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  • Of late i have become a huge fan of Calvin and Hobes comic series. i am spending most of my free time reading those.Here’s an entire collection of calvin and hobes comic series .
  • Well,strange it may seem but when none of my friends are online in orkut i love sneaking and peeping into other peoples profiles and albums. so if u do have an account in any of the networking sites plz make ur scrapbook and albums private to avoid eavesdroppers like me 😛 .
  • I am a DIE HARD fan of sachin and frankly speaking sometimes sachin becomes more important for me than the team as a whole.There was a time when i used to be happy when sachin used to get hundred no matter who won the match.
  • There is only one thing i can cook till date and that is MAGGI . but i wonder why it takes me atleast 10 minutes to cook it properly..if u guys have any idea to cook it in 2 minutes let me know 🙂
  • I love reading books but only novels .i am not into that much of self improvement and spiritual books.they just dont interest me may be sometime in future i will give it a shot too. Give me any god damned novel and i will finish it off without saying “uff “!!!

  • I Hate south indian food and i hate saying this being a south indian 🙂 . May be because i stayed most of my life in north i am not accustomed to eat south indian dishes. Well,i saw some people writing they like south indian food believe me there’s lot more in south indain food apart from idly , dosa and rice and you dont want to eat that 😛 . It sucks according to me . Hope my mom doesn’t see this post 😛
  • I am a total NET freak . All i need to survive is a PC with a net connection.

Well,Well its 2:15 am now so i guess i should sleep now ..cyaa !!!

Grrrrrrrr……


Well, its almost 2:30 am now and i am yet to hit my bed. Not that i normally follow “early to rise early to bed makes u healthy wealthy and wise” but yeah i try to close my eyes atleast by 1 but wordpress woudn’t allow me to 😦

If u are one of those rare regular readers of  this blog  u could have observed a change in my blog ‘s look.YES,i have changed my theme from  PRESS ROW to DIGG 3 column and believe me with these many widgets in my sidebar it was an arduous job for me to shift it from a 2column one to 3 column one . QUITE recently wordpress changed its admin bar style and with that they have complicated the themes section totally .Earlier u just need to drag and drop the widgets from one sidebar to other but now its all not so simple .When i changed my theme all the widgets got transferred to my left sidebar and there was nothing in my second sidebar except the default calender and blogroll.I Tried to shift them directly but there was no way to do so.It took me almost one and a half hours to surrender before such a user friendly theme 😡 . THen finally i just used a fresh text box and copied my code from the widget that was in my first side bar  and pasted it.THen added that text box to my secinbd sidebar .Thats bloody long process .I still havn’t figured out a simpler process for it  😦 .Anyways i have decided to leave it like that unless  i find an easy way .

I was tired already and i needed to change my header too as i got bored of my previous header .Well it took another 1 hour for me to make this header which u can see .ust above this post .I thought of adding some calvin and hobbes pics to the header when i came across some really cool animated cartoons of calvin through google 😛 .I left my header unfinished,uploaded it and started reading calvin and hobbes comics .Wonderfull arn’t they. ?? U just dont get bored of it. Beleive me i have read the whole series twice 😀 and still it looks new everytime i open a strip from it .

Here are the few animated ones which i liked very much….

OK guys its already 330 .I am off to sleep now…see ya later …

and yeah if anybody know how to shift the widgets from my left sidebar to right sidebar please let me know after all this post was meant for that 😛 ..

TAGGED AGAIN !!! – Three in One


vidhya has tagged me
10 things I miss in my life right now:

1.First thing , my friends especially my roommates

2.Missing my school a lot . DAV rocks!!!

3.Missing faridabad where i spent 17 years of my life .

4.Missing my cursh . 😉

5.My sister who stays abroad.

6.I miss winter season .. no winters here in chennai 😦 .

7.. missing my childhood.

8.. missing ISh’s off toipic comments 😉

10 things which I want to achieve within a decade:

1.Buy a own house .

2.want to go abroad at least once.

3.want to get as many promotions as possible 😉 .

4.Buy my own domain which i will do quite sooner 😛 .

5.want to see a match live at lords or MCG.

6.To get married , ofcourse.

7. Get an MBA degree somehow 😛 .

8.Want to continue blogging and acheive 10 lack hits and atleast 100 regualr visitors :P, .. aint i greedy ?? 😛 .

9.learn as many languages as i can.

10.want to achieve all the 9 things i wished above.

aparna has tagged me this

1. LAST MOVIE U SAW IN A THEATER?

yaarudi nee mohini (thats a tamil film )

2. WHAT BOOK ARE U READING?

UNTITLED by nikhil (one of the fellow bloggers around ) .This is his blog .check it out

3. FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?

Chess

4. FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
Digit.

5. FAVORITE SMELLS?

Wet mud .. i just love it and yeah i love kerosene’s smell too 😉

6. FAVORITE SOUNDS?
Peacock’s sound ..there were lots of them near my place before ..

7. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

EMBARRASSMENT

8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN U WAKE?
i shift the alarm 10 minutes ahead and sleep again 😛

9. FAVOURITE FASTFOOD PLACE?

No favourite ..any place with a good taste would be fine

10. FUTURE CHILD’S NAME?

he he …thats a silly question .would leave to my future wife .

11. FINISH THIS STATEMENT—IF I HAD A LOT OF MONEY I’D…
would never work ..Go for a world tour ,MArry a rich girl and have more money . 😛 (money is evil 😆 )

12. DO U DRIVE FAST?
NO not that much .. 60 isn’t fast . 😉

13. DO U SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?
What the hell ??? suffed toy 🙄 never

14. STORMS–COOL OR SCARY?
Cool if there is no disruption in power . 🙂

15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?
Would love to buy santro or probably swift desire,but as asked earlier if have money i would buy a BMW

16. FAVOURITE DRINK?
Apple juice ,fanta ,slice

17. FINISH THIS STATEMENT-IF I HAD THE TIME I WOULD…
I would probably sleep

18. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS ON BROCCOLI?
Nope i hate green vegetables 😛 .

19. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY OTHER COLOUR, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICE?
hmm … i hate dying because i know it wont suite me …but blue is my favorite colour … so would try that .. cant imagine to look into the mirror after that though 😛

20. NAME ALL THE DIFFERENT CITIES/TOWNS U HAVE LIVED IN?
FARIDABAD , CHENNAI , KANCHI ( I hate this place)

21. FAVOURITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
ALL my regular readers would be beaming to know the secret .. cricket ofcourse 😆

22. ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
She reads hell lot of blogs 😉 though comments on a very few posts :angry: . apart from that she is nice and friendly .

23. WHATS UNDER YOUR BED?
Who knows ?? may be small monsters 😆 .

24. WOULD U LIKE TO BE BORN AS YOURSELF AGAIN?
yes but a change would be interesting 😉

25. MORNING PERSON OR NIGHT OWL?
none . I can sleep at any time… i am a lazy bug ..

26. OVER EASY OR SUNNY SIDE UP?
SHHH.. i shouldn’t be eating eggs …anyways i would like anyway … thanks goodness they dint anything other than egg 😆

27. FAVOURITE PLACE TO RELAX?
Home sweet home

28. FAVOURITE PIE?
never ate a pie 😛

29. FAVOURITE ICECREAM FLAVOUR?
Butterscotch.

30. OF ALL THE PEOPLE U HAVE TAGGED, WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND FIRST?

vidhya would be the quickest to respond i guess.

NOw rekha has tagged me this

Eight things I am passionate about :

1 Cricket cricket and cricket

2 . Music but i have a very narrow range of songs and type of songs i like to listen

3. Pizzas

4. Good looking girls

5 Blogging

6. Good books (no self improvement books plz …)

7 internet .. all i need to survive is a PC with a net connection 😉 second time i am using this statement 😛

8 My friends

 

 

 

Eight things I want to do before I die:

1 GO for a world tour

2 . Earn lots and lots of money

3 travel in a space shuttle (wild wish isn’t it ????? )

4 learn as many languages as i can

5. cant think of any.. i am an aimless creature 😆

 

Eight things I say often: (I speak very little actually)

1 acha .

2. loose ah nee (Are you mad )

3 Ruk (just wait )

4 ****** censored

5. Shit !!!

6 . sorry ( i have the haboit pof saying sorry unnecessarily )

7. OH

8. Fine

 

 

Eight books I have read recently:

master of the game , if tomorrow comes , guest of honour , seventh secret , The mask , alchemist , love story , the sicillian

 

 

Eight songs I could listen to over and over

1 Somewhere i belong ( linkin park )

2 Numb ,,in the end (again linkin park)

3. Dating , enakku oru girl friend ( boys)

4 Pehla nasha ( joh jeeta wohi sikandhar)

5 . Onnai kandene ( parijattam)

6 . apudo ipppudo yeppudo ( bommarillu)

7. ALL happy days songs

8. DIl se title song ( dil se )

 

 

 

 

now all the 3 tags goes to ..they can do any onw out of the 3 .. 😛 ofcourse they cant do the same tag again .

vidya

aparna

raghav

priya

rekha

amit

ridhzi

Other Tags u might want to check out

Tag ????

Wonderful Quotes

“Love”ly TaG

Past Present and future – A Tag !!!!!

People I love to hate

Musical Tag

Six Facts about me!!!

What about Blogging ??

 

ONCE AGAIN TAGGED !!!


UPDATED :

AMIT AND RIDDHIMA have tagged me again to share 6 random facts. Well ,lucky People are going to get 2 extra from me 😛 .I have already done this TAG before i am just shifting the time cuz i am lazy to jot down 6 another interesting facts abt me .

here starts the original one 😛

 

This must be a tagging season i guess 🙂 .Anyway Rekha has tagged me this time
so here we go …

 

 

 

  1. I hate going to doctors .May be i have “medicophobia ” or something like that 😛 ..while i was a kid i used to prefer injections rather than gulping down the tablets i always used to feel nauseated after taking those tablets.
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  2. Of late i have become a huge fan of Calvin and Hobes comic series. i am spending most of my free time reading those.Here’s an entire collection of calvin and hobes comic series .
  3. Well,strange it may seem but when none of my freinds are online in orkut i love sneaking and peeping into other peoples profiles and albums. so if u do have an account in any of the netwrking sites plz make ur scrapbook and albums private to avoid eavesdroppers like me 😛 .
  4. I am a DIE HARD fan of sachin and frankly speaking sometimes sachin becomes more important for me than the team as a whole.There was a time when i used to be happy when sachin used to get hundred no matter who won the match.
  5. There is only one thing i can cook till date and that is MAGGI . but i wonder why it takes me atleast 10 minutes to cook it properly..if u guys have any idea to cook it in 2 minutes let me know 🙂
  6. I love reading books but only novels .i am not into that much of self improvement and spiritual books.they just dont interest me may be sometime in future i will give it a shot too. Give me any god damned novel and i will finish it off without saying “uff “!!!
  7. I Hate south indian food and i hate saying this being a south indian 🙂 . May be because i stayed most of my life in north i am not accustomed to eat south indian dishes. Well,i saw some people writing they like south indian food believe me there’s lot more in south indain food apart from idly , dosa and rice and you dont want to eat that 😛 . It sucks according to me . Hope my mom doesn’t see this post 😛
  8. I am a total NET freak . All i need to survive is a PC with a net connection.

I dont want to break the chain by not tagging anyone ..almost everyone here has done this tag .So this leaves to Latha . and any reader interested is free to use the tag .

UPDATED : I TAG VIDHYA and BALA now .Almost every body else has done this TAG .SO cant think of any others.

Other Tags u might want to check out

Tag ????

Wonderful Quotes

“Love”ly TaG

Past Present and future – A Tag !!!!!

People I love to hate

Musical Tag

What about Blogging ??