Category Archives: orkut

CHANGE ORKUT THEMES !!!!


Finally i am back on posting something that used to be the hot topic when i started blogging – ” ORKUT” . I guess its been more than 7-8 months since i posted something about orkut. Orkut has officially launched 7 new themes – ORKUT BLUE , BEACH, WINTER, AUTUMN, SPRING TIME ,COUNTRY SIDE AND JR-FREINDLY GAINT . It took 1 week more for these themes to get activated on my account. My freinds had got it earlier than me so u might get the theme a bit late too . HOW to change the theme –

  1. Go to profile-> edit
  2. Along side the tabs like personal ,professional and other tabs there would be one named theme .
  3. Select the theme and click on update.

This is how my orkut account looks like after changing the theme https://arvind1187.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/change-orkut-theme.jpg

 

Some other Posts related to Orkut -:

10 REASONS WHY I AM STILL IN ORKUT !!!!

ORKUT TRICKS

NOW SEND PICTURES IN ORKUT !!!!

How to hack orkut ?

ORKUT TITANIC SONG!!!

BANNING ORKUT!!! Is it the only solution??

Orkut Profiles Copied ??

How to access orkut , facebook from office school

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10 REASONS WHY I AM STILL IN ORKUT !!!!


hmmm..uh..uh….ok So Here’s a post which i am using as a means to answer one of the most absurd and useless questions i have been asking to myself over the last few months.

WHY AM I STILL USING ORKUT ????

To be frank ,i have almost stopped using orkut unless somebody pings me up i dont scrap anybody ,well hot chicks are exceptions ofcourse.Considering the fact that once i used to be addicted to it ,i am really happy that finally,i am able to control my obsession with orkut.I am no longer sending any anonymous freinds request 😛 ,No longer searching for my old friends ,no longer sending messages like “How are you” ,” how u doing ” and certainly i am not searching for any porn videos nowadays 🙂 .Now you must be wondering too why the hell is he is orkut ??? Well,thats whjat i am trying to write it out here..Honestly i dont have even a single reason now , So i dont know what i am going to write here justifying my Shameless act of staying in orkut when others are going gaga over facebook .But something would Certainly come into my mind as i start writing it 😛 So please bear with this poor wordpress blog if the post turns up a bit gibberish and shabby.

Ok so here we GO..

  1. FREINDS .Every now and then i stumble across a new site which claims itself to be a social networking site. i get mails from my friends ,daily , yes daily, inviting me to those all useless sites. I mean isn’t one (orkut ) enough to do all the crappy things. However , facebook is gaining popularity these days and it has become a fashion statement with the youth in india ( i have one profile in that too) .. it looks an alean thing for me so until i get accustomed  to facebook i sould better stick around with orkut after all it was my second love..never mind the first one 😀 .i am least bothered to discuss it here .
  2. FRIENDS.  Being away from my childhood friends the only way to be in touch (not very often 🙂 ) is through this orkut and there ‘s is no way i can call all of them to facebook or any other site for that matter, cuz before all of them get shifted to another platform i would be sick of that site too.SO i guess one(orkut) is enough.
  3. EVERYTHING FREE. How can i get links for downlaoding softwares absolutely for free when they are supposed be bought for some 50 $ .Orkut is the best way for getting anything in web..you request it and experts 🙂 would provide you that..just anything 🙂 .
  4. USEFULL DISCUSSIONS .Where else can i have discussion on various stratergies on how to make 50 palladins in first 15 minutes of the game AGE OF EMPIRES or where else can i have tips for mastering counter strike :
  5. WHERE IS PORN. Most people quit Orkut considering it as a colossal waste of time and also because they are too much bothered whether the orkut is clean or not .PORN is something that cant be regulated how hard you try.It can only be ignored.For those who have this reason of shifting to some other site ,certainly that can’t be justified.
  6. I AM SECURE . Well, security is not an issue in orkut .Yes, people have been trying to hack each other’s profile but unless you do something silly there is no way of getting hacked .People tend to get hacked by scripts claiming to increase ur fan list or things like that. I too was one of the fools in that category but i have learnt a lot from it.Infact i also learned how to hack ?? but that was more out of Curiousity rather than for some silly vendetta or any other bad motive. FACT IS that no site in the world can be hack proof .
  7. NO TIME.I have had hard time in reducing my obsession with orkut .SO once i join some other site i am sure i would get addicted to that too .Unfortunately i have no time for that so fortunately i have to stick around with orkut .
  8. Its getting really tough for me to jot down 10 points :P. so this will be the last i guess.yeah i know that i have written 10 points on the heading,but what the big deal.This is my blog,my post, so i will stop with this last one 🙂 .. i cant get a better profile anywhere else than what i have in orkut. Not that its fantastic but because it look a lot of time building that profile with all useless facts about me formatted in a special font 😀 .

So i have got myself cleared that “quitting orkut” is not at all in my mind for at least sometime now.

Some other Posts related to Orkut -:

CHANGE ORKUT THEMES !!!!

ORKUT TRICKS

NOW SEND PICTURES IN ORKUT !!!!

How to hack orkut ?

ORKUT TITANIC SONG!!!

BANNING ORKUT!!! Is it the only solution??

Orkut Profiles Copied ??

How to access orkut , facebook from office school

Best of UNCYCLOPEDIA – A MUST READ


Ever Heard of Unclyclopedia ??  Not Wikipedia.. UN-cyclopedia !! NO ?????

Even i had not 🙂 . Thats the best timepass  site one can get online . One the best  Sites i have ever seen . The articles given here are so hilarious that you would just start laughing the very moment u start reading the first line.

Its a copy of Wikipedia , I mean from the look of it there’s not much difference between the two.  But Content wise there is a huge Difference . While Wikipedia gives you the information in the right way , Uncyclopedia gives you different perception altogether , in a humourous way of course. 

I have been addicted to the site ever since i saw it . I think you Should also check it ..  

Here are some topics that i searched for.i have copied down some of the interesting points ,rest you can read from the link that i have posted

  

INDIA

 

  • India is an imaginary place far, far away, home to Outsour Singh, Bollywood, and a gazillion people. The very name means “the wrong side of the river” given to it by those posh downtown Persians who used to stare at it down the ravines of the Hindu Kush. India is also the Manhattan of Asialand. It is the big huge melting pot where everything that ever enters it melts down to an ever increasing experience of cultural madness and confusion.
  • Ancient History (in “C”)

(This is presented as C because all educated Indians are computer programmers. All the uneducated ones are people like you.)

The History of India is an iterative function with the following structure:

char History_of_India(int residents = Dravidians) { int intruders; char Indian_history[ENDLESS]; wend{ intruders = Hindukush::read_stack(); if (intruders==0, Intruders = British Empire); working_their_way_down_the_ganges(intruders); Indian_history += Squabble(residents,intruders); residents += intruders; }while t< END_OF_TIME return Indian_history }
  • Waste management-India is famous for is ignorant views on waste management. India lives to its name with its a large array of plastic bag covered trees. Millions of Indian tourists are prosecuted every year in a various number of foreign countries where littering is frowned upon.
  • Food-Indians eat spice. They drink spice, smoke spice and even fart spice. Sometimes if you order it specially you can get food intermixed with the spices, but you must insist on it while ordering on puclic restaurants.
  • Bollywood-Bollywood is a very popular film industry and is as popular as Hollywood and is known all over India. They make the worst films in the world. No one watches them except for prudish high school girls and over-sized, middle-aged housewives. The only reason for the continuation of the boom in the cinema industry in India is that it’s cheaper to pay to sleep in the cool confines of a cinema hall than to pay to sleep in a hotel.
  • Then, stalwarts like Rakhi Sawant came onto the screen and rediscovered the “dare to bare” philosophy. Of late, explicit scenes have become the norm, so much so that the Censor Board is contemplating including porn in its archives. In fact, a compelling need for an award, on the lines of the Oscars, to be awarded to the most endearing of sluts(male & female), has been felt across all sections of the film fraternity and the viewing public.
  • SPORT –The captain of a losing Indian cricket team is sacrificed to a Hindu God of public’s choice. The case in a way is different for a winning captain. He would be allowed the privilege of choosing the God to be sacrificed to.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEX –

Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and female, or male and female and horse, etc. interaction which can result in stained bedsheets, broken kitchen tables, unusual auto interior odours, webcam content, or the creation of a creature known as a baby. The primary purpose of sexual intercourse is to annoy the hell out of the people in the apartment below yours. In most cases, people have sex for pleasure, though it is occasionally done for other purposes, such as convincing the tollbooth operator to let you slide with 20 cents instead of 25.

According to an ancient superstition, performing sex on a girl is the only way to cure her of virginity, a disease usually caused by birth. However, sex can also transmit diseases far worse, including pregnancy and marriage.

TOO PROFANE TO post it HERE YOU CAN READIT FULL FROM HERE

IIT-

The Indian Institutes of Technology is another name for IIT, which is the acronym for Institute of Infinite Tension, Institute of Indian Technology, etc. These institutes of so-called national importance were set up by the Indian Parliament at seven campuses across India, decided purely on merits of political alliances of the ruling party. It was the mastermind of a certain Jawaharlal Nehru to reduce the average intelligence of Indians that led to the establishments of these institutes. Just like Zion in Matrix, where 3% of the people who do not accept the Matrix are gathered together to prevent dissent as a whole, IITs were formed by the Government of India to gather at one place the 2% of the intelligentsia of the country and dumb them down.

  • ADMISSION -The geeks and nerds of India start preparing for IIT-JEE just after 10th standard of schooling. A very effective test of whether a guy is fit for getting into the IITs is asking a very simple question: “Do you have a girlfriend“? A guy who says anything else other than “What’s a girl?” would not get through the test. Girls are considered unfit to get into IITs, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys.Since the Indians are well known for cramming up loads of information, questions in JEE are never repeated.
  • EDUCATION-The IIT curricula is carefully decided so that there is no scope of learning anything. The students, then, take up alternate learning routes, most common being Pr0n.The IIT alumni on knowing the tremendous potential of internet, provided all hostel rooms with free and unlimited internet connection.Some of the creative minds also make a quick buck by selling MMS clips online. Since there are assignments to be submitted every now and then, the guys also learn how to use Google adeptly.The guys also learn how to make 50 palladins in 25 minutes and get three frags per shot.The summary and results of many such experiments has been documented well in a book by an IITian titled “Five Point Someone: What not to do at an IIT”. The book also deals with complex issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

ORKUT

Orkut is a MySpace like website created by the turkish Orkut Büyükkokten (Orcute Baiácten) that means “I have nothing to do” and is designated for being attacked by Brazilian hackers and pedo guys. It’s the easiest way to have sex with a Brazilian child or to know gossips about other people.

  • History In the early 15th century, Orkut did not accept new members. Only existing members could invite new members. As the postal services were very slow at that time, it took a long time grow to at least ten members from zero members
  • Communities There are a vast number of communities in Orkut, like who has used your toilet and who has not used your toilet paper. It doesn´t matter, because all the communities has the same games and the same comments, most of them in portuguese.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

OSAMA BIN LADEN

Osama al-Compost Dirk Malaki Hussein Mohammed Abdul Al-Gubba Wacovia Phlegm Abdullah MICcCCChata Shirck Dirkem Fernandez Bork Ali Zarqawi Murqa or أسامة بن لادن aka “Osama Garbej-bin Ladle” is a cave dewlling sand monkey and the current king of Afghanistan. He lives in a palatial spider hole in “durkadurkastan”, Chapter of the Beta-Arabs. (Some claim, however, that he lives in the folder /bin/laden.) On September 11th, 2001, he launched an attack on a rival fraternity, America-Beta-Charlie, by vandalizing its World Trade Center. Kicked out of the fraternity during Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) when the Greek Council entered Baghdad, Afghanistan, he is still a repugnant symbol to the Arab Fraternities. He’s also a famous born-again Christian and occasionally performs on stage as a James Mason look-alike.

Renowed for his hide and seek skills even as a small child, Bin Laden has in recent years made several pleas to the White House complaining that he must have won the round by now and it should be George Bush’s turn to hide.

READ FULL HERE. ITS HILARIOUS

HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter, dear readers, is a series of seven books (Disputed; some believe the seventh one didn’t count. That would require another book to be written) by JK Rowling, primarily about a child named Harry Potter who graduates from wizard school and also happens to have a spirit named “Deus Ex Machina” trapped inside him, which conveniently gives him near-unlimited power whenever he is in trouble.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

JK ROWLING

Joanne Kombat Rowling (sometimes called Just Kidding Rowling on the floor laughing or J.K.R.O.F.L.) is the billionaire who created the Harry Potter books, which are popular with both children and creepy child-like adults. Coming from a poor background, she has risen to become the most powerful woman ever, adored by millions of devoted fans and drooling sycophants.

  • The ‘K’ in her name stands for ‘Kombat’, which she adopted after being advised that young boys only like books with lots and lots of bloody violence. ‘Kombat’ was also the first name of her great-grandmother’s favourite pet lizard, whom she greatly admired. Her graffiti tag is ‘JoKoRo’.

READ FULL HERE

PARIS HILTON –

ROFL .READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEARCH for more like george bush,britney spears ,USA ,CRICKET ..they are just awesome

 

View locked orkut albums now – Is there anything such as security ???


Well,i have already written a post on how vulnerable orkut is for hacking cuz if someone like me can hack an account (hacked my friends account :P) then anybody can.Hacking scrips have been flowing around in orkut like anything.you just need a fool to put it in his address bar . I dont know the trick works any longer or not but i am sure people would always come up with a new one.

After these orkut hacking methods came into light orkut officials made the orkut more secure by implementing the features such as locking scrapbook and albums.But i guess people are getting smarter and smarter . Orkut albums and scrapbooks are open to hacking now.There are scripts which can make anyone view ur locked scrapbook and albums.YES, open ur eyes , i had tried these scripts 2 weeks back and it worked. I am sure that Orkut would do something about these scripts but i am sure hackers would generate a new script in no time.All a guy needs is a internet connection .Everything is available on web.One just needs to follow those steps..

Where is this leading to ??? I sure cant trust orkut anymore.Orkut would ban those scripts and the hackers would have another.The fight would continue till eternity i guess. My main motive of this post is to make people aware who post their personal pics in their album thinking it is safe.

PS: Dont comment here asking the steps to hack into others profiles and albums .You can find it anywhere else but not here.

Some other Posts related to Orkut -:

CHANGE ORKUT THEMES !!!!

10 REASONS WHY I AM STILL IN ORKUT !!!!

ORKUT TRICKS

NOW SEND PICTURES IN ORKUT !!!!

How to hack orkut ?

ORKUT TITANIC SONG!!!

BANNING ORKUT!!! Is it the only solution??

Orkut Profiles Copied ??

How to access orkut , facebook from office school

How To hack Gmail , yahoo , Hotmail passwords ??


Updated :: After receiving some harsh comments by some idiotic morons who don’t even bother to read the full post let me tell u i am not here advocating any hacking here ..Read the post carefully before commenting… dont try this… this technique was used by some cheap hacker on ORKUT …I am just mentioning it so that you people dont try it. If you try this you will lose your own password. There are many sites which says u can hack gmail  , yahoo , orkut or any other site just by following the steps like these i have given below.. Ironically you will get yourself hacked by following these steps.

Well ,yesterday i was going through one of the hacking communities just for checking if any new hacking script has come up or not. I saw a topic named ” how to hack gmail / yahoo / hotmail ?? ” . Out of curiousity when i opened it, it made me laugh aloud . I mean some anonymous guy posting a topic like that seemed totally absurd and that too a cheap phishing technique probably used during the early ninties 🙂

check out what was posted in that topic..

” How to hack gmail/ hotmail / yahoo passwords!

It is possible and it is easy. This way of hacking into any kind of account was brought to my attention by my friend working in microsoft,in animation cell. u have to just…

  • STEP 1– Log in to your own gmail/ yahoo or hotmail account. Note: Your account must be at least 1 weeks old for this trick to work.

  • STEP 2– Once you have logged into your own account, compose/write an e-mail to: ############################# (removed the mail id which was written because ppl were actually trying it )..depending on which account u want to hack..These is the mailing address to the automated server that sends out passwords to users who have forgotten them. What you are going to do is trick the server into thinking that it is sending your password to you but it will send you the pass for the account you are trying to hack instead.

  • STEP 3– In the subject line type exactly: “userpassword retrieve” (case sensative, without the inverted commas)
  • STEP 4– On the first line of your mail write the email address of the person you are hacking.
  • STEP 5– On the second line type in the e-mail address you are using.
  • STEP 6– On the third line type in the password to YOUR email address (your OWN password). The computer needs your password so it can send a __JavaScript from your account in the gmail Server to extract the other email addresses password. This works because you are sending your password to a machine not a person. The process will be done automatically by the user administration server.

  • STEP 7– The final step before sending the mail is, type on the fourth line the following code exactly:

2SUGm9qwM482SUGm9qwM48

This is a cheap technique to lure innocent people who want to learn hacking or want to hack someone’s mail.  These types of posts actually are posted in forums or some other sites asking people to send some details along with their own password to a email address which looks like an admin mail address . The truth is that the given email address itself is created by the person who posts the technique. So when people try to send the mail address they want to hack along with their own password they themselves get hacked because the password is sent to the person’s mail. So the Hunter gets hunted.

Some points before you comment here -:

I am not a hacker so please dont leave a comment asking me to hack that mail for you.  I am least bothered if your girlfriend / Boyfriend betrayed you , I am not going to hack any emails for you . This Post was just to inform u guys that if you people try to hack Gmail / Yahoo or any other email through the above method your account would get hacked .

So Be careful  before you try all the nonsense that you read. Stop Searching for things like hacking gmail  , hacking yahoo. These are well secured sites and you cant  hack through them just by following some lame steps given in a site or a forum . You cant hack just overnight , It takes years to master the art of hacking so please please please stop thinking that you would be able to hack through accounts just by googling it over the web.

ORKUT – WITH A NEW LOOK NOW


Hmmmm….Well….so we have another post on orkut …Even if my brain  refrains myself from posting anymore posts on orkut ,my finger just remains obstinate and types the word orkut again and again and again.Sorry guys can’t help it..so bear with me , read the last one unless i come up with another crap on orkut..

Morning i just logged on to my account in orkut and fount an pic on the lower left side of the home page. Out of curiousity i clicked that ,It took me to orkut blog.. DAMN !!! the old firefox sux ..it takes eternity to open a blog in blogspot.com(dont know why).. finally i had to change to Internet explorer..Finally i managed to open the page and was half shocked and half elated to see a post “Coming Soon: A New Look!”.

Yes the orkut has redesigned its looks. and  beleive me it rocks .Atleast for lethargic people like me who have already lost intrest in orkut the redesign will be like energy booster .

For the past two months or so orkut has been updating it lot of features ,first the orkut blog which is an interesting platform for people to know whats going on orkut.and ofcourse without that this post would be possible 😛 . Then they added multimedia to the scraps allowing people  to send pics ,audio and even videos.Andnow the grand one,changing the look of it will bring a new cheer in the users.

 And ofcourse it may change my mind to use orkut a few more days 🙂

check out the new look

Orkut with a new look

TOP 10 POSTS


 

Well,i have been into blogging for just about a little more than two months and this being my 73 posts with about 15000 odd visitors isn’t that bad at all .Actually to be frank i am quite delirious writing this post as this is not what i had expected when i entered into the blogging arena.Infact i had no idea what was blogging was all about .

Check out my post when i started blogging (not the first one but i posted it on the second day or so).I am glad that it was quite a good transition ( infact a wise one too 🙂 ) from an orkut crazy guy to an blogger (its feels good belonging to blogging community).

I posted this one when i had completed about one month in wordpress.

i am glad that i am enjoying this place where u get to know a lot of new people (ofcourse it can be quite deceptive sometimes but we cant help it . can we???? ) .I have been reading a lot of posts lately and i must say the range of topics people post in their blog still baffles me ( i have read some topics which vary from sex to terrorism and i must say some of them are pretty interesting 🙂 . Hmmm..

Ok …now , what was i telling u ?? yeah , top 10 posts!!. Well, i dont want to deviate from the topic anymore which i have been doing for some time now. So lets get into it.
Here are my ” Top 10 posts ” which have fetched me most my blog stats. i am not ranking it but just giving u an overview about the posts which are most popular

  • Harry potter and deathly hallows spoilers – You wont beleive this post brought me to glory for one day in wordpress. I was ranked no 1 for worlds fastest growing blogs . Curious visitors kept on pouring from all over the world . Infact i had posted this topic to check whether i could do some gimmickry to my blog stats .. yes , it did !!!

  • Harry potter and deathly hallows casts a spell again – This post was just after the previous post in which i showed how i got one day of glory in net 🙂 . please have a read at it. pleeeeeeaaaaase..Actually people never visit to see my achievement 😛 they come here looking for some harry potter stuff.
  • OrkutHacking – A kids job now – A post that shows how crazy i have been in orkut spending most of the time researching form some hacking stuff. Well, the post caption is very true and indeed ,the fact that hacking in orkut is being done and promoted at an exceptional pace gives me creeps. some people have hasked for orkut hacking javasrcipts which are being distributed in orkut with no concerns.

  • Orkut free proxies – Popularity of this post is shows how people are crazy and obsessed with orkut..even while working or studying too they cant be away from orkut. Infact ,this post comes in the very first page of google search engine results of orkut proxies. ( i am beaming with pride).

  • Orkut tricks -Third consecutive post on orkut proovs that a crazy orkut fanatic is here. Though i dont use it that much nowadays but i will be a firm supporter of orkut ,always. The javascripts are not working here, i cant just delete the post as it is lucrative as far as my blog stats are concerned.so i have posted an alternative link from which i got those scripts.

  • Age of empires – Aahh .. what a wonderfull game!!! i can play this game till eternity . the thought that i am an expert in the game faded when i played with some guys online .i could even last for an hour 🙂 . Anyway that wont degrade my spirits , i am still into the game very much.

  • Age of mythology – Another epic game by microsoft .excellent game with some good visual effects however not that great when compared to AOE (age of empires) atleast for me. not that exciting game to say nostalgic but still good enough for my blog to attract visitors.

  • How sexy is ur name ?? – i got an idea to post this topic from orkut where daily a lot of absurd topics are posted and infact to my surprise people actively participate in these topics actively.well ,thats true in my blog as well.IT gave me a lot of traffic the day i posted .Perhaps people were looking for something sexier 😛

  • Walking down the memory lane – Well,there’s nothing special in this page .this was my first post perhaps it would be better to say it was my first page(because i dint know how to post an article so accidentally wrote on a seperate page :).. and because it is seperate page people tend to click it..Just a post about my school life .

  • EBOOKS – I am a BOOK buff .give me any book and i will read it. though i like mostly read novels(specially dan browns,sydney sheldons,irwing wallace’s ,mario puzo’s).i keep searching and surfing through esnips folders for some good books.So Kept a seperate page for ebooks and i want to add more books into this page but quite lazy to edit the page again and again . 🙂

So these were the post responsible for atleast half of my visitors. But did u notice one thing common in these ?? All post were about general topics .These are the kinds of topics which people come looking for into ur blog. So i keep posting posts like those. But as i started blogging mainly to share my views and to write my personal experiences or tantrums or my musings i post my personal thoghts as well( like the previous post which dint recieve that much traffic ) .

Anyway ,hoping to edit this list in future too.. 🙂 thanks for dropping by.