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MY PC IS ALLERGIC TO ANTI-VIRUS SOFTWARE !!! :(


Welcome back after the short Diwali break . I hope u had a rocking time with ur family 🙂 .

Well, the pic on the left is exactly how i am feeling right now cuz my PC is really fucked up.  It  is having a strange problem when it comes to compatibility with anti virus softwares , Seems strange huh ??  ITs true . My PC starts acting weirdly when ever i have an anti virus installed in it . The anti virus has turned out to be Anti Os for my case :D.

IT all started about six months back when i had installed AVG anit virus , the crappiest anti virus of all time , My OS was stable but it used to take a whopping 40-50 MB of my memory for one of its process . Thats too much considering that i just have a 256 DDR ram . Being a game freak i was not able to play any games . The game used to crash after sometime because of low memory . And moreover The anit virus never found the virus even though i know there were many 😛 . SO i decided to remove the anit virus .

My system was happy as soon as i uninstalled AVG and it started working normally . For many months i dint install any anit virus . And IT should have stayed like that But unfortunately one fine morning i decided to use kasperesky . and guess what , My pc fell ill again . It used to restart every 30 minutes or so automatically . Sometimes even before that . Yeah , the mighty anti-virus seems to have some differences with my OS 😦 . So i removed it too .

And my system started working fine again as good as new . DAMN !! what a crazy system I have !! Anyways i decided never to install any anti virus again . But Yesterday when i tried to connect my W810i to my freinds PC to transfer some Photos ,it showed some alert .Apperantly my memory card had a virus . I was impressed so i came back home and tried that anti virus Bit Defender pro . It took hell lot of time to install and finally when i scanned my PC it showed one VIrus/trojan and quarantined it . It was the first time any anit virus software had detected a virus since the day i had installed SP2 . Then when i restarted the System after boot up it showed an error .Cannot find windows script file C:/windows/system32/virusremoval.vbs .Thats when the problem started again . AS soon as the error popped up ,my Desktop disappeared . And since then my Desktop/taskbar/applications are playing hide and seek with me . I tried uninstalling the BIt diffender but no use . Apperantly the stupid anti virus deleted some system file too .along with the virus.  I thought of  system restore but guess what   there were no restore points . Can u beleive it ??  The only option left is to reinstall the OS but I need to get rid of 2 problems .First , I need to backup some of the files that are still stored in C drive but the Mycomputer wouldn’t open 😦 .Second , I have the OS on DVD and my DVD drive isn’t working 😦 .

How helpless can a man get ??

The only thing working fine are my speakers and my modem 😦 . Even now ,my firefox is running without a desktop in the background 😛 . IT took 15 minutes to find a way to open the browser . Wow, amidst all this i have successfully written a post . Anyways i am leaving now … Got to do something with my system .

CIAO !!!!

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How To Play Counter strike online ?


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go go go !!! 😀

Now the major problem people face when it comes to playing counter strike is they dont know how to play it online . I faced this problem when i started and almost all the newbies face it too .

Why online ???

Yes, you do have bots with whom u can play with but then artificial intelligence of the computer players isn”t that good . It provides u with easy,normal hard and expert modes but it will soon get monotonous as the stratergies of computer are preprogrammed .You can experiece real thrill  when u play against humans .

How to play online

There are 3 ways i know ,that can be used for playing counter strike online

Steam

Non steam

Garena

hamachi

STEAM

  1. Get urself a original CS(Anthology pack ) which costs around 400-500 bucks .
  2. GO to Steam powered site and click on Get steam now (free download) .
  3. Once u download the client . Install it and then  get a free account .
  4. Go to settings and activate ur account by entering ur product key that u got with the CS pack .
  5. Launch the game and hit find servers . Join any game and enjoy .. another way is to use the console section which get by pressing `  ,once the window opens u can type connect followed by the ip address of steam servers . You can find the IP address on Game monitor site.

STeam is the best option to play online as u get very less pings which helps the game to be lag free .

However ,if u are miser enough then i would advice u to try the methods below

NON STEAM

It is the simplest one. You need not have an original copy of CS to play .Download it  free or borrow from ur freind and you are ready to play online . Hit the Find servers option  . You will get a list of servers which can be filtered using the filters option.

99 percent of the servers in the list will be chinese,malasian,korean and japanese .SO if u are from india most of the times u will be kicked out of the servers due to high ping .Or else you wont be able to join because most of those servers are sxe protected . Sxe is a anti-hack tool that prevents players from hacking . So download sxe client and run it before u join the game .

Non steam servers are hard to find . A guy must have created a dedicated non steam server . If you have a stable connection you can try creating non steam server through this process .

GARENA

Garena is a gaming client that connects thousands of gamers across the world and the best feature is ,it can be used for various games like Age of empires ,Call of Duty , Warcraft (DOTA) etc .It Creates a vitural lan between all the people who are using the client .

  1. Go here and download Garena.exe .
  2. Next,run the exe file and install the client .
  3. Now get yourself a free user name and password on the official garena site .
  4. Using the ID and password login into the client .
  5. GO to settings and in game exe area select the Hl.exe file .
  6. Next go to lobby and select counter strike 1.6 and join ur country room .For indians – go to international -> V.street room
  7. Now from the client start the game .
  8. In the game ,go to console window by pressing ` and type SLIST . You will be able to see a lot of servers with numbers along with it  . Join any game by typing – CONNECT followed by the  server’s position  for ex . for server no 3 type CONNECT 3.  OR you can join server using  ur LAN section too  but i have found that many servers does not get displayed there .

Servers can be laggy while played through this .However u can make it a little better by right clicking host id and then going to Optimize connection->tunnel or anti-spike .If it still lags quit the server and join another and if u are not satisfied still buy original CS and get a steam :D. Better Internet connection would help too .

HAMACHI CLIENT

  1. Download Hamachi from here .
  2. After installing it , create a network using the option below in the hamachi window  or else u can join existing netwrok of ur friends .If u have created the netwrok u need to invite people to join ur network.
  3. Now u can join a  server by using the command Connect host_IPaddress . Remember that IP address should be the one hamachi shows not ur computer IP address  . for ex- connect 5.135.23.34 and if u create the server ask ur netwrok freinds to connect using ur hamachi ip_address .
  4. Now sometimes while trying to connect u get class C errors whihc happens when the first 2 sections of ip address are not same . so for that the host need to do the following steps
  • Go to window and check the box show advanced options .
  • Then right click on the players name and click on advanced.
  • On the Peer VPN alias box enter the first three parts of ur(if u are the host,otherwise host;s address ) Hamachi IP address and  add the last part of the player’s IP address such that it is different from other players .

For ex – you are the host , ur IP is 5.24.23.122 and the player who wishes to join has and address 5.36.34.456 then all u need to is set is IP as 5.24.23.1 using VPN alias box .similarly for other players u can change the last part as 2,3,4 etc.

well,thats all i can share with you .I hope it will be helpful to you.

Enjoy playing counter strike online .

MONALISA using MS PAINT – SIMPLY AMAZING


This guy Rocks .. HE used MS paint to create Mona lisa again . Just look at this video . IT took more than 2 hours to create it . IT has been compressed to 5 minute video so plzzz dont miss this one…

WANTED !!!


WANTED

WANTED

Beware !!! The guy in the above pic has just escaped the prison of Askaban. The notorious prisoner is believed to be a big calvin and hobbes fan and has pledged to abduct them .He is known for his cute and innocent looks but i would warn you and strictly advice you not to go by his looks as he is highly skilled in black magic and a loyal follower of the “one who should not be named” .

Dementors have already been put up to for a search ,and would be catching him soon . Yet ,if anybody see him roaming around in streets please call the ministry of magic ASAP . 😛 Always Remember the spell Expecto Patronum to avoid the dementors 😉 .

umm …ok.. i think i should stop this crap before u start boycotting this blog for mocking J.k ROWLING’S creation 😛 . I guess most of u must have guessed that the above picture is mine . And what above picture signifies is how jobless and desperate i have been to kill time .Call it insanity or absurdity . All i can do is to accept it both . 😛 . My life has never been so boring and monotonous . LAST couple of months i have been literally doing nothing and that annoying online training of mine is becoming a real pain in my a** . 😦 .There are still no clear indications on my joining date till now apart from the rumors that people start in orkut . 😦 . Infact i end up ranting this in almost every alternate post nowadays .

ITs just because i have nothing better to write i am posting a gibberish post like this one. I had to do something to occupy myself in these long boring days . So i chose photoshop. I have always loved experimenting with Adobe Photoshop. I know people actually find it complex and laborious but i feel that its the best photo editing software and one can do wonders with it if used properly .You can transform a simple pic into something that you cant imagine even in ur wildest dreams .(You can check out the advanced gallery of this site. I am sure u will love it ). But one needs to have a lot of practice and patience for it . Not to forget it can always help u to design a nice header that suites your taste 🙂 .

This pic is about a month old and had been my orkut DP for some time too 🙂 . Well it took me around 4 hours to create what it looks like here and beleive me it took me this much time after reading a tutorial of around 8 pages 😛 . It had these masking techniques which i had never tried earlier.Toughest part was to create a canvas like an old poster . The pic still doesn’t look like what i wanted it to be. But yes ofcourse i got a satisfaction of learning something new .

Why dont u try ur hand in photoshop ?? 😀

Anyways ,Its almost 2:30 AM so i think i should sign off now 🙂 cyaaaaa !!!

and yeah as usual i will leave u with a couple of calvin and hobbes strips .

HACK YAHOO MESSENGER AND GOOGLE TALK TO OPEN MULTIPLE INSTANCES


HERE’s a simple hack for yahoo messneger and google talk through which u can create multiple instances if in case u need to..

FOR YAHOO MESSENGER

Go to Start -> Run -> Type regedit -> hit enter

Go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER->> Software ->> Yahoo ->> pager ->>Test

Right click on test -> choose new Dword value .

Rename it as Plural.

Double click it -> assign a decimal value of 1.

Close registry -> Restart yahoo messenger.

NOW you can open yahoo messenger N number of times

FOR GOOGLE TALK

  • Create a shortcut of Google Talk messenger on your desktop or any other location.
  • Right click on the Google Talk messenger icon and select properties option
  • Modify target location text by this

“c:\program files\google\google talk\googletalk.exe” /startmenu

to

“c:\program files\google\google talk\googletalk.exe” /nomutex

  • Click OK

Now you can run multiple instances of google talk .

What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 ??


Check out this …too hilarious

         What if u upgraded Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0  
 

Dear Technical  Support Team:    

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other   programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5 , and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t  seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the ‘uninstall ‘ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
“A Troubled User ”

REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that   it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.

Wife 1.0
is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to   run EVERYTHING !!!

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to   Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the   system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed   not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the   environment.

I suggest installing the background application ” Yes Dear” to   alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE   because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the  system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5 , Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how   you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1
and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWith Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0   and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ….

FACE RECOGNITION AND MORPHING


Today while surfing i just found out an exciting website www.myheritage.com  (WORLD ‘s fastest growing family network).It has a search engine ,to be precise a genealogy search engine which finds ur family heritage and u can connect with them..Anyway the thing which took my attention was the face recognition and morfhing software featured in it.. It works online.

Face recognition software  checks out ur image and matches it with some of the well known celebreties of the world in its database.For example if u upload ur photo it will process ur pic and using some technique it displays a list of celebreties who u resemble.cool eh??

Then there is a Morphing software which  morphs ur face with the celebrity’s face u resemble..u can choose with some 4 or 5 celebreties.Morphing allows u even to set ur own custom points for the processing.Well,ITs quite intricate to explain here..

And finally for couples, there’s a software called look-a-like meter .It shows who a child resembles more mother or father.

Well,check urself this site