I dont have anything usefull to post now so just enjoy some of the mails i had received long back …
heart!***
*Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after**
**reading this mail…*
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– Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
good education but i working all field in bangalroe..
if u like me u
welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident
or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,
and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he
may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service.
he Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..
hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding
too much, ain’t he?)
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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)
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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT
GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would bde called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”.
The person is
suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)
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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
fater&mother sister complity marred (somebody please
explain in comments
section how to get married
‘completely’?)
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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation!
J )
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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he
havea frank he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink
the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say
that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE
CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)
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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)
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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)
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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure
she will get one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
SHOCKING TELEGRAMS
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TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:
“father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”
The message received by wife:
“I wish you were her.”
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TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:
“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”
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TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and
“You are getting better” at the bottom.
The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:…..
“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom“.
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TELEGRAM #5
A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi .
When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.
It was written:
‘Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)
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