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Obama in India


Yeah, I know, you are probably aware that Obama is here in india. Infact everyone knows that and he is here for what ??  May be – To visit the place where the 26/11 incident took place, or To sign a 6$ billion deal so that he could go back with 50,000 odd jobs , or To get the tension Off  between india and pakistan, or To Visit Taj Mahal. It Could be anything, i mean the reason which is not important to us, all that is important eventually is that he is here.

Well, I dont mind the unnecessary attention that is given to him , he is the president of United States so let him get the special attention. He gets to set out his food on a specially made Red carpet from his plan. He gets to occupy one whole floor in TAJ HOTEL . He gets whatever a King would get . But this is something i found totally unjustifiable  –

Coconuts removed in India ahead of Obama visit

In their effort to provide maximum security in the run-up to his visit on Friday, they have removed coconuts which may fall on his head from trees.

All coconuts around the city’s Gandhi museum have now been cut down, an official told the BBC.

Courtsey : BBC News

And yeah, I forgot to mention that  as funny too 😉 .  I don’t have anything  else to say. You have any comments ??

Look who’s back !!!


Ladies and Gentelmen !!

WE are proud to Have with us  the Guy  who Probably was missed by millions and millions of bloggers across the world galaxy Universe  .The guy who created ripples in the blogoshpere by his ever entertaining posts . Whose blog became the only source of entertainment for all the people in the times when the parasite boredom creeped in .

Let us Welcome the amazing ,ever stunning

**Drums Rolling **

**Drum Rolling**

…..

Phew !! Its really strange that  it  takes  a build up as lame as the one above to take a blogger like me out from hibernation . Self-Motivation , u see 😀 . Every one Needs motivation . And when there is no one to motivate u . You have do all on your own :mrgreen:  . Now that cheer girls have stopped Chanting my name let me come to the main idea of the post.

This has been my longest absence from the blogosphere 😦 . I really missed all Your blogs and i guess u must have missed my valuable ,enlightning and entertaining posts too 😀 . Never mind ! Now that i am back , your Ultimate source of Entertainment is back Online :P.

A Lot has happened in a span of month . Yet it seems  so vague that i will have to search for words to fill it up here . Sometimes i feel that the world has narrowed down  much within a time of 2 months .Home to office , Office to home . Ofcourse they pay me but it still seems so odd . Huh !! May be i need more time to adjust with my Korporate Konnection 😛 . Anyways  i dont intend to write my tantrums out here 😛 . So lets talk something interesting . Cricket ???  . WHy not  !! . Well,  India creating history in NewZeland by winning a series after 41 years is not what i am going to talk about .:P They are creating “history” far too often now that it has started to become little monotonous now 😉 . The interesting thing is that HIPL (Hewitt internal peremiar league) is going on at my office 😛 . The good news is that my team (vennila cricket kuzhu ) is through to super six . Now how good would it feel to hit  a six as the winning shot 😛 . Thats what i did and my team members have found their new hero 😀 . Well , you see i have a natural flair for the game . Lucky that i have a blog where i can blow my own trumpet 😛 . And we have formed Vennila kabbadi kuzhu also  😛 . I am sure we would be atleast runner up in that . It seems there are only 2 teams that have registered inluding my team 😛 .

I have regained my old love and passion for books  😛  .  Although i dont get much time but still i have been making it a point to read atleast 30-40 pages  daily .Currently reading The White Tiger and now i am able to realize why people were going ga-ga over this book . Bought Robin cook’s  Invasion . Anyone here who has read that book ?? A short review would be  fine in the comment section 😛 . Talking about books , Yesterday one of my collegues came  across my blog .She was hell-bent on insisting me that IT field is not my cup of tea. .According to her I should ,perhaps , write a book . Now How crazy is that ? :mrgreen:

Rakhi SAwant Ka swayamwar

And Whats all this about Rakhi sawant Getting married On NDTV IMAGINE . I mean Is she  On her minds or what . I knew she was crazy but this is too much .I  need to figure out  a theory which proves  that  Length of dress u wear is  directly proportional to the size of brain 😛 .  And May be  now NDTV IMAGINE can flaunt with a big advertizement Rakhi ka SWAYAMWAR – Reality show ka Baap :D. The show would be the height of crazyness 😛 .

Other day i got this pic through a mail –

Crazy cat

ROFLMAO !!  Whats wrong with the cat ?? may be u can write  a one liner 😉

Well , Thats all i have to bore Entertain u today :mrgreen: ..

see u soon again .

Adios Amigos !!!

YAWN !!!!!!


I will make it short and simple .Life has been terribly boring after my college got over. All i am doing these days is eating sleeping and browsing.Switching on my PC and opening my reader for new posts is the very first thing i do ,even before brushing 😛 . I have never wanted to go to college during my college days and now i just miss my classes badly .Seriously i realized that it was heaven 😦 .

I read books when i get tired of sitting before computer .finished reading Harry potter and the chamber of secrets fourth time yesterday .Not surprising eh ?? well, i know,i know there are many who must have read it million times :D. Though i ought to be studying for my training that i am undergoing from my employer . I am hardly trying it .Its even more boring to study lessons that are online then sitting in a class.

I wonder when i would get my joining date .Sitting and doing nothing is like hell . So for a change , i am leaving to my friends place ( kumbakonam ).Would try to read ur posts as i am able to access net through my mobile . God knows why the browser doesn’t support commenting .So would miss commenting on ur blogs. Sorry in advance 😛 .Would be back after a week i guess to my usual routine .

TIll then CHAO !!!

GOT a mail today .. Cant resist posting .. 😆

FROM MY MAIL ARCHIVES


I dont have anything usefull to post now so just enjoy some of the mails i had received long back …

 

 These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!***
*Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after**
**reading this mail…*

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– Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
good education but i working all field in bangalroe..
if u like me u
welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident
or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,
and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he
may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service.
he Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..

hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding
too much, ain’t he?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT
GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would bde called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”.
The person is
suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
fater&mother sister complity marred   (somebody please
explain in comments
section how to get married
‘completely’?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation!
J )

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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he
havea frank he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink
the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say
that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE
CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure
she will get one soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

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TELEGRAM #1



A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:

father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

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TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”

The message received by wife:
      “I wish you were her.”

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TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:

“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”
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TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and

“You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:…..

“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom“.

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TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

 

YIPEE !!! I am in GRYFFINDOR


Hmmm ..so here’s  another  post which  completely  Shows how jobless i am  😛 This is supposed to be my project time and i am lazing in home doing nothing.I have seen people trying to flaunt the harry potter house batches ,  so thought of trying it.

I am Proud to say that i belong to gryffindor  .   🙂

whats your house ??? check it out here

Best of UNCYCLOPEDIA – A MUST READ


Ever Heard of Unclyclopedia ??  Not Wikipedia.. UN-cyclopedia !! NO ?????

Even i had not 🙂 . Thats the best timepass  site one can get online . One the best  Sites i have ever seen . The articles given here are so hilarious that you would just start laughing the very moment u start reading the first line.

Its a copy of Wikipedia , I mean from the look of it there’s not much difference between the two.  But Content wise there is a huge Difference . While Wikipedia gives you the information in the right way , Uncyclopedia gives you different perception altogether , in a humourous way of course. 

I have been addicted to the site ever since i saw it . I think you Should also check it ..  

Here are some topics that i searched for.i have copied down some of the interesting points ,rest you can read from the link that i have posted

  

INDIA

 

  • India is an imaginary place far, far away, home to Outsour Singh, Bollywood, and a gazillion people. The very name means “the wrong side of the river” given to it by those posh downtown Persians who used to stare at it down the ravines of the Hindu Kush. India is also the Manhattan of Asialand. It is the big huge melting pot where everything that ever enters it melts down to an ever increasing experience of cultural madness and confusion.
  • Ancient History (in “C”)

(This is presented as C because all educated Indians are computer programmers. All the uneducated ones are people like you.)

The History of India is an iterative function with the following structure:

char History_of_India(int residents = Dravidians) { int intruders; char Indian_history[ENDLESS]; wend{ intruders = Hindukush::read_stack(); if (intruders==0, Intruders = British Empire); working_their_way_down_the_ganges(intruders); Indian_history += Squabble(residents,intruders); residents += intruders; }while t< END_OF_TIME return Indian_history }
  • Waste management-India is famous for is ignorant views on waste management. India lives to its name with its a large array of plastic bag covered trees. Millions of Indian tourists are prosecuted every year in a various number of foreign countries where littering is frowned upon.
  • Food-Indians eat spice. They drink spice, smoke spice and even fart spice. Sometimes if you order it specially you can get food intermixed with the spices, but you must insist on it while ordering on puclic restaurants.
  • Bollywood-Bollywood is a very popular film industry and is as popular as Hollywood and is known all over India. They make the worst films in the world. No one watches them except for prudish high school girls and over-sized, middle-aged housewives. The only reason for the continuation of the boom in the cinema industry in India is that it’s cheaper to pay to sleep in the cool confines of a cinema hall than to pay to sleep in a hotel.
  • Then, stalwarts like Rakhi Sawant came onto the screen and rediscovered the “dare to bare” philosophy. Of late, explicit scenes have become the norm, so much so that the Censor Board is contemplating including porn in its archives. In fact, a compelling need for an award, on the lines of the Oscars, to be awarded to the most endearing of sluts(male & female), has been felt across all sections of the film fraternity and the viewing public.
  • SPORT –The captain of a losing Indian cricket team is sacrificed to a Hindu God of public’s choice. The case in a way is different for a winning captain. He would be allowed the privilege of choosing the God to be sacrificed to.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEX –

Sex refers to the male and female, or female and female, or male and male, or male and female and female, or female and male and male and female and female, or male and female and horse, etc. interaction which can result in stained bedsheets, broken kitchen tables, unusual auto interior odours, webcam content, or the creation of a creature known as a baby. The primary purpose of sexual intercourse is to annoy the hell out of the people in the apartment below yours. In most cases, people have sex for pleasure, though it is occasionally done for other purposes, such as convincing the tollbooth operator to let you slide with 20 cents instead of 25.

According to an ancient superstition, performing sex on a girl is the only way to cure her of virginity, a disease usually caused by birth. However, sex can also transmit diseases far worse, including pregnancy and marriage.

TOO PROFANE TO post it HERE YOU CAN READIT FULL FROM HERE

IIT-

The Indian Institutes of Technology is another name for IIT, which is the acronym for Institute of Infinite Tension, Institute of Indian Technology, etc. These institutes of so-called national importance were set up by the Indian Parliament at seven campuses across India, decided purely on merits of political alliances of the ruling party. It was the mastermind of a certain Jawaharlal Nehru to reduce the average intelligence of Indians that led to the establishments of these institutes. Just like Zion in Matrix, where 3% of the people who do not accept the Matrix are gathered together to prevent dissent as a whole, IITs were formed by the Government of India to gather at one place the 2% of the intelligentsia of the country and dumb them down.

  • ADMISSION -The geeks and nerds of India start preparing for IIT-JEE just after 10th standard of schooling. A very effective test of whether a guy is fit for getting into the IITs is asking a very simple question: “Do you have a girlfriend“? A guy who says anything else other than “What’s a girl?” would not get through the test. Girls are considered unfit to get into IITs, though some girls manage to get the application forms as they look like guys.Since the Indians are well known for cramming up loads of information, questions in JEE are never repeated.
  • EDUCATION-The IIT curricula is carefully decided so that there is no scope of learning anything. The students, then, take up alternate learning routes, most common being Pr0n.The IIT alumni on knowing the tremendous potential of internet, provided all hostel rooms with free and unlimited internet connection.Some of the creative minds also make a quick buck by selling MMS clips online. Since there are assignments to be submitted every now and then, the guys also learn how to use Google adeptly.The guys also learn how to make 50 palladins in 25 minutes and get three frags per shot.The summary and results of many such experiments has been documented well in a book by an IITian titled “Five Point Someone: What not to do at an IIT”. The book also deals with complex issue of dealing with a girl in IIT.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

ORKUT

Orkut is a MySpace like website created by the turkish Orkut Büyükkokten (Orcute Baiácten) that means “I have nothing to do” and is designated for being attacked by Brazilian hackers and pedo guys. It’s the easiest way to have sex with a Brazilian child or to know gossips about other people.

  • History In the early 15th century, Orkut did not accept new members. Only existing members could invite new members. As the postal services were very slow at that time, it took a long time grow to at least ten members from zero members
  • Communities There are a vast number of communities in Orkut, like who has used your toilet and who has not used your toilet paper. It doesn´t matter, because all the communities has the same games and the same comments, most of them in portuguese.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

OSAMA BIN LADEN

Osama al-Compost Dirk Malaki Hussein Mohammed Abdul Al-Gubba Wacovia Phlegm Abdullah MICcCCChata Shirck Dirkem Fernandez Bork Ali Zarqawi Murqa or أسامة بن لادن aka “Osama Garbej-bin Ladle” is a cave dewlling sand monkey and the current king of Afghanistan. He lives in a palatial spider hole in “durkadurkastan”, Chapter of the Beta-Arabs. (Some claim, however, that he lives in the folder /bin/laden.) On September 11th, 2001, he launched an attack on a rival fraternity, America-Beta-Charlie, by vandalizing its World Trade Center. Kicked out of the fraternity during Operation Iraqi Liberation (O.I.L.) when the Greek Council entered Baghdad, Afghanistan, he is still a repugnant symbol to the Arab Fraternities. He’s also a famous born-again Christian and occasionally performs on stage as a James Mason look-alike.

Renowed for his hide and seek skills even as a small child, Bin Laden has in recent years made several pleas to the White House complaining that he must have won the round by now and it should be George Bush’s turn to hide.

READ FULL HERE. ITS HILARIOUS

HARRY POTTER

Harry Potter, dear readers, is a series of seven books (Disputed; some believe the seventh one didn’t count. That would require another book to be written) by JK Rowling, primarily about a child named Harry Potter who graduates from wizard school and also happens to have a spirit named “Deus Ex Machina” trapped inside him, which conveniently gives him near-unlimited power whenever he is in trouble.

READ IT FULL FROM HERE

JK ROWLING

Joanne Kombat Rowling (sometimes called Just Kidding Rowling on the floor laughing or J.K.R.O.F.L.) is the billionaire who created the Harry Potter books, which are popular with both children and creepy child-like adults. Coming from a poor background, she has risen to become the most powerful woman ever, adored by millions of devoted fans and drooling sycophants.

  • The ‘K’ in her name stands for ‘Kombat’, which she adopted after being advised that young boys only like books with lots and lots of bloody violence. ‘Kombat’ was also the first name of her great-grandmother’s favourite pet lizard, whom she greatly admired. Her graffiti tag is ‘JoKoRo’.

READ FULL HERE

PARIS HILTON –

ROFL .READ IT FULL FROM HERE

SEARCH for more like george bush,britney spears ,USA ,CRICKET ..they are just awesome

 

What if the IT industry start making films ?


well,well i have been quite busy the last week or  ,besides that , dint have access to net so copuldn’t post anything ,To tell the truth , i am back to college after bunking college for almost 1 month , you see i am in final year 😛 . Worse ,sitting now in cyber Cafe i am in no mood to write something new.My result is going to get out anytime ,now plz dont think i would be nervous or something like that ,there is no use of repenting now after having written the exams already :d .

Just came to check my mails and my scrapbook.After ages i opened my orkut account and found and interesting forward message .Though it has been doing rounds from sometime now i, would still post it here shamelessly  just for the sake of posting 😀 .

THE TITLE of the post SAYS IS ALL …

1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job Le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya Le jayenge
6) Hum aapke memory mein rahate hain—Hum aapke dil mein rahte hein
7) Do processor baarah terminal—Do aankhen Baraah Haat8)
8 ) Tera code chal gaya—Tera jadoo chal gaya
9) Har Din Jo mail Karega—Har dil jho pyar karega
10) Network Ke Us Paar
11) Debugging koi Khel nahi—Pyar koi khel nahi
12) Jis Desh mein Bill(gates) rahata Hai—Jis desh mein ganga bahthi hai
13) Raju ban gaya MCSE—Raju ban gaya Gentleman
14) Client ek numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari
15) Login karo sajana—Pyar karo sajna
16) Naukar PC ka
17) DOWN to hona hi tha—Pyar tho hona hi tha
18) Partition (Deewar)
19) 1942 – A Bug Story—1942 – A love story