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Manasa has tagged me to answer these 30 questions – so here we go

1)What is your occupation?
IT industry labourer , like thousands of others 😛 .

2)What colour are your socks now?

Right now i am barefoot . Anyway i have 3 pairs and all are black in colour.

3)What are you listening to now?

Right now Aruginil vizhigalil vaasam from azhagiya theeye (tamil song)

4)What was the last thing you ate?

Pani puri at a road side shop 😛

5)Can you drive a stick shift?
Yup .

6)Last person you spoke to on phone?
Barath – my college freind.

7)Do you like the person who sent you this?
Yes , why should i dislike her 🙂

8)How old are you today?
22

9)What is your favourite sport to watch on TV?
Cricket , ofcourse 🙂

10)What are your favourite drinks?
Tan ki shakti man ki shakti Bournvita 😛 . Slice, pepsi too

11)Have you ever dyed your hair?
No.

12)Favourite food?
Very difficult question.Many north indian dishes would make it to the list .

13)Last movie watched?
Padikathavan (Tamil movie).

14)Favourite day of the year?
First day of the year , mainly because thats my birthday and i get lots of calls 🙂 😀

15)How do you vent out your anger?
I dont get angry that much . max i just shout and then i calm down 😛 .

16)Favourite toy as a child?
Cars , planes and bikes ..I still have them 😛 .

17)Favourite season?
Winter .  aah , i miss winters . I Wish we had winters here in chennai .

18)Do you want your friends to email you?
It would be better if they call me . no time to check mail .. and moreover mails to freinds have become obsolete these days 😀 .

19)When was the last time you cried?
Dont even remember !!!  not in the last 5-6 years atleast 🙂 .

20)What is on the floor of your closet?
Nothing.

21)Who is the friend you have had the longest?
Devarajan,kapil- know them since i started remembering things.

22)What did you do last night?
I slept 🙂 .

23)What are you most afraid of?
Career right now .

24)Plain,cheese or spicy hamburger?
Cheese.

25)Favourite dog breed?
Never thought about that.

26)Favorite day of the week?
Sunday 🙂 .,Saturday too 😛

27)How many states have you lived in?
Two ( Haryana – 17 years Tamil nadu-5 years ) 🙂

28)Diamond or pearl?
Which ever is costlier 😛

29)What is your wish for this new year?
Atleast this year things should go my way  😛

30)New year resolutions?
No ,never .

Thats it guys ,,such a easy tag/post 😛 ..

I tag this to everyone of you . 🙂

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YAWN !!!!!!


I will make it short and simple .Life has been terribly boring after my college got over. All i am doing these days is eating sleeping and browsing.Switching on my PC and opening my reader for new posts is the very first thing i do ,even before brushing 😛 . I have never wanted to go to college during my college days and now i just miss my classes badly .Seriously i realized that it was heaven 😦 .

I read books when i get tired of sitting before computer .finished reading Harry potter and the chamber of secrets fourth time yesterday .Not surprising eh ?? well, i know,i know there are many who must have read it million times :D. Though i ought to be studying for my training that i am undergoing from my employer . I am hardly trying it .Its even more boring to study lessons that are online then sitting in a class.

I wonder when i would get my joining date .Sitting and doing nothing is like hell . So for a change , i am leaving to my friends place ( kumbakonam ).Would try to read ur posts as i am able to access net through my mobile . God knows why the browser doesn’t support commenting .So would miss commenting on ur blogs. Sorry in advance 😛 .Would be back after a week i guess to my usual routine .

TIll then CHAO !!!

GOT a mail today .. Cant resist posting .. 😆

FROM MY MAIL ARCHIVES


I dont have anything usefull to post now so just enjoy some of the mails i had received long back …

 

 These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the
heart!***
*Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after**
**reading this mail…*

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– Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single i dont have male,
If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a
good education but i working all field in bangalroe..
if u like me u
welcome to my heart… when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident
or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA,
and other homework
(Homework?)
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Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. he
may never create any difficulties in my life or his life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)
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he should be good looking and should have a service.
he Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. he should be educated.
(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love.
I am looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..

hold my hand forever !!!
(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My husband should be as ‘Shiva’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as
Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……
(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure she must be demanding
too much, ain’t he?)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast
(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell…)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY
TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT
GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
(all of us are loughing{laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone
groom and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he
would bde called the man of the lamp
(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl
wants)

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”.
The person is
suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1
CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK
(the “ok syndrome” again)

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and
fater&mother sister complity marred   (somebody please
explain in comments
section how to get married
‘completely’?)

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iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at
kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation!
J )

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Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me heartly or he
havea frank he’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. IThink
the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but my Mom say
that Iam a good girl. My father already expired . iam ”AEKLAUTA”. THE
CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purishinin)

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT.
(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life
happily.i divorced my first husband.his charactor is not good’. i expect the
good minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted …
(but credit cards not accepted..???)

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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service
(Zebra..???)

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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
(Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

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to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
(this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she is yet to find a
bridegroom. I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure
she will get one soon.)

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i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his any treasure.
because boy is the maharaja.
(Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)

SHOCKING TELEGRAMS

*********************************************************************

TELEGRAM #1



A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:

father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”

*********************************************************************

TELEGRAM #2

A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill station sends a telegram to his wife: “I wish you were here.”

The message received by wife:
      “I wish you were her.”

*********************************************************************

TELEGRAM #3

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her
husband which reached as:

“Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gave birth to an old lady.”
********************************************************************


TELEGRAM #4

A man wants to celebrate his wife’s Birthday by throwing a party.
So he goes to order a birthday cake.

The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.

Well he thinks for a while and says:

Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.

The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
The man says, Well put “You are not getting older”, at the top and

“You are getting better” at the bottom.

The real fun didn’t start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake:…..

“You are not getting older at the top, you are getting better at the bottom“.

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TELEGRAM #5

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent’s house in Delhi .

When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram to his wife indicating about his trip to Ajmer.
He sent a telegram. When the wife received the telegram, she fainted.

It was written:

Sethji aaj mar gaye! (Sethji Ajmer gaye)

 

HACK YAHOO MESSENGER AND GOOGLE TALK TO OPEN MULTIPLE INSTANCES


HERE’s a simple hack for yahoo messneger and google talk through which u can create multiple instances if in case u need to..

FOR YAHOO MESSENGER

Go to Start -> Run -> Type regedit -> hit enter

Go to HKEY_CURRENT_USER->> Software ->> Yahoo ->> pager ->>Test

Right click on test -> choose new Dword value .

Rename it as Plural.

Double click it -> assign a decimal value of 1.

Close registry -> Restart yahoo messenger.

NOW you can open yahoo messenger N number of times

FOR GOOGLE TALK

  • Create a shortcut of Google Talk messenger on your desktop or any other location.
  • Right click on the Google Talk messenger icon and select properties option
  • Modify target location text by this

“c:\program files\google\google talk\googletalk.exe” /startmenu

to

“c:\program files\google\google talk\googletalk.exe” /nomutex

  • Click OK

Now you can run multiple instances of google talk .

YIPEE !!! I am in GRYFFINDOR


Hmmm ..so here’s  another  post which  completely  Shows how jobless i am  😛 This is supposed to be my project time and i am lazing in home doing nothing.I have seen people trying to flaunt the harry potter house batches ,  so thought of trying it.

I am Proud to say that i belong to gryffindor  .   🙂

whats your house ??? check it out here

10 REASONS WHY I AM STILL IN ORKUT !!!!


hmmm..uh..uh….ok So Here’s a post which i am using as a means to answer one of the most absurd and useless questions i have been asking to myself over the last few months.

WHY AM I STILL USING ORKUT ????

To be frank ,i have almost stopped using orkut unless somebody pings me up i dont scrap anybody ,well hot chicks are exceptions ofcourse.Considering the fact that once i used to be addicted to it ,i am really happy that finally,i am able to control my obsession with orkut.I am no longer sending any anonymous freinds request 😛 ,No longer searching for my old friends ,no longer sending messages like “How are you” ,” how u doing ” and certainly i am not searching for any porn videos nowadays 🙂 .Now you must be wondering too why the hell is he is orkut ??? Well,thats whjat i am trying to write it out here..Honestly i dont have even a single reason now , So i dont know what i am going to write here justifying my Shameless act of staying in orkut when others are going gaga over facebook .But something would Certainly come into my mind as i start writing it 😛 So please bear with this poor wordpress blog if the post turns up a bit gibberish and shabby.

Ok so here we GO..

  1. FREINDS .Every now and then i stumble across a new site which claims itself to be a social networking site. i get mails from my friends ,daily , yes daily, inviting me to those all useless sites. I mean isn’t one (orkut ) enough to do all the crappy things. However , facebook is gaining popularity these days and it has become a fashion statement with the youth in india ( i have one profile in that too) .. it looks an alean thing for me so until i get accustomed  to facebook i sould better stick around with orkut after all it was my second love..never mind the first one 😀 .i am least bothered to discuss it here .
  2. FRIENDS.  Being away from my childhood friends the only way to be in touch (not very often 🙂 ) is through this orkut and there ‘s is no way i can call all of them to facebook or any other site for that matter, cuz before all of them get shifted to another platform i would be sick of that site too.SO i guess one(orkut) is enough.
  3. EVERYTHING FREE. How can i get links for downlaoding softwares absolutely for free when they are supposed be bought for some 50 $ .Orkut is the best way for getting anything in web..you request it and experts 🙂 would provide you that..just anything 🙂 .
  4. USEFULL DISCUSSIONS .Where else can i have discussion on various stratergies on how to make 50 palladins in first 15 minutes of the game AGE OF EMPIRES or where else can i have tips for mastering counter strike :
  5. WHERE IS PORN. Most people quit Orkut considering it as a colossal waste of time and also because they are too much bothered whether the orkut is clean or not .PORN is something that cant be regulated how hard you try.It can only be ignored.For those who have this reason of shifting to some other site ,certainly that can’t be justified.
  6. I AM SECURE . Well, security is not an issue in orkut .Yes, people have been trying to hack each other’s profile but unless you do something silly there is no way of getting hacked .People tend to get hacked by scripts claiming to increase ur fan list or things like that. I too was one of the fools in that category but i have learnt a lot from it.Infact i also learned how to hack ?? but that was more out of Curiousity rather than for some silly vendetta or any other bad motive. FACT IS that no site in the world can be hack proof .
  7. NO TIME.I have had hard time in reducing my obsession with orkut .SO once i join some other site i am sure i would get addicted to that too .Unfortunately i have no time for that so fortunately i have to stick around with orkut .
  8. Its getting really tough for me to jot down 10 points :P. so this will be the last i guess.yeah i know that i have written 10 points on the heading,but what the big deal.This is my blog,my post, so i will stop with this last one 🙂 .. i cant get a better profile anywhere else than what i have in orkut. Not that its fantastic but because it look a lot of time building that profile with all useless facts about me formatted in a special font 😀 .

So i have got myself cleared that “quitting orkut” is not at all in my mind for at least sometime now.

Some other Posts related to Orkut -:

CHANGE ORKUT THEMES !!!!

ORKUT TRICKS

NOW SEND PICTURES IN ORKUT !!!!

How to hack orkut ?

ORKUT TITANIC SONG!!!

BANNING ORKUT!!! Is it the only solution??

Orkut Profiles Copied ??

How to access orkut , facebook from office school

Can you beat this resume!!!


I got this one in my inbox amidst all the stupid farwards..can’t resist posting it.. 🙂

READ it  full

EDUCATION /Qualification:

1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh ,
1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh  ,
1954; Wright’s Prize for distinguished performance at St John’s College, Cambridge,
1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge ,
1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India ‘s export competitiveness

OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :

Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;
Reader, Economics, 1959-63;
Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65;
Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71 ;
Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant

Working Experience/ POSITIONS :

1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade
1972-76: Chief economic  advisor, ministry of finance

1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ;
Director, Industrial Development Bank of India;
Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank;

Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD

November 1976 – April  1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs);
Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission

April 1980 – September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission

1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee

September 16, 1982 – January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India ..

1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund

1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister

1985: President, Indian Economic Association

January 15, 1985 – July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission

August 1, 1987 – November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner,
south commission, Geneva

December 10, 1990 – March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs

March 15, 1991 – June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC

June 21, 1991 – May 15,  1996 : Union finance minister

October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket

June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance

August 1, 1996 – December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce

March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha

June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance

August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules

Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group

June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha

Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee

BOOKS:

India ‘s Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth –
Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.

OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:

Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956

Padma Vibhushan, 1987

Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;

Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994

INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:

1966: Economic Affairs Officer

1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD

1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on
International Monetary Reform

1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings

1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting

1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting

1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna

RECREATION :

Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre,
New Delhi

PERSONAL DETAIL:

Name: Dr Manmohan Singh

DOB: September 26,  1932

Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )

Father: S. Gurmukh Singh

Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur

Married on: September 14, 1958

Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur

Children: Three daughters

Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.

Pass this to every INDIAN…. and be PROUD to be an INDIAN